May 9

Episode 138: The Show To End All Shows

We start off complaining about phlegm and why it’s useless. Tony talks about his sickness and mispronounces linoleum, which causes Nhat to mispronounce it as well. We have more technical issues with the mixer, which is a sign from Satan that we should quit. We discuss the state of the show and if we’re going to quit for good or not. Nhat gives Tony a strange twist on the movie challenge.

Episode 138: The Show To End All Shows


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Hail To The Hordes” – Kreator

Featured song of the week:

“Metro” – Alkaline Trio

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Feel” – While She Sleeps

 

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April 10

Episode 137: The Emotional Hot Plate

It’s National Cherish an Antique, Chinese Almond Cookie, Former POW Recognition, Name Yourself and Winston Churchill Day. Tony talks about the Donald Trump porno. Nhat loses interest  in what Tony’s saying. We discuss possibly seeing Hall and Oates. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary and 1 Minute Challenge.

Episode 137: The Emotional Hot Plate

Intro song of the week:

“Mystic Kraken” – Kitezh

Featured song of the week:

“Subliminal” – Suicidal Tendencies

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Horned Goat” – Ironaut

 

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March 26

Episode 136: The Pinkeye Panther

It’s Epilepsy Awareness, National Nougat and National Spinach day. Tony’s hung over because of a wedding party at his cousin’s. Tony wants LSD to fix his sinuses. We try to figure out how Tony got pinkeye. We play Porn Or No? and Nhat has slogans for the Colorado Avalanche. We give an update on Iron Fist.

Episode 136: The Pinkeye Panther


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Yellow King” – Ironaut

Featured song of the week:

“Chiseler” – Crystal Fairy

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Turgid Waters” – Astrakhan

 

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March 19

Episode 135: In Remembrance Of Sloppy Joes

It’s National Certified Nurses, Chocolate Caramel, Let’s Laugh and Poultry Day. We start off with technical issues. We talk about sloppy joes, musket suicide, being spied on by the government and baby snot. We have a movie quiz.

Episode 135: In Remembrance Of Sloppy Joes

Intro song of the week:

“Thrash Attack” – Destruction

Featured song of the week:

“Magnolia” – Strung Out

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Cypher Drone” – Disarmonia Mundi

 

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March 5

Episode 134: A Beer For One

We’re back from a brief hiatus. It’s Absinthe, Cheese Doodle and Multiple Personality Day. Tony goes on too long about Trump again. We play every promo we’ve made, just to kill time. We also have a few news articles and “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 134: A Beer For One


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Wine In My Hand (Third From The Sun)” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Youth Wasted” – The Bronx

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Satan Is Real” – Kreator

 

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March 4

Episode 133.5 – The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately (The Complete Epic Saga)

By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.

Episode 133.5: The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately – The Complete Epic Saga


The Cast
  • Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
  • Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
  • Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
  • Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
  • Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
  • Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
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February 5

Episode 133: Anus Pride

It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl for half a second.

Episode 133: Anus Pride


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Army Of Storms” – Kreator

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nihilistic Overdrive” – Disarmonia Mundi

 

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January 22

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Laser Lobotomy” – Blotted Science

Featured song of the week:

“Saferwaters” – Chevelle

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Iceberg Dances” – Sepultura

 

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January 8

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

It’s National Bubble Bath Day, Winter Skin Relief, English Toffee and JoyGerm Day. We start the show talking about eating guinea pigs. Nhat recalls his hamster Darwin, who took a flying leap off of a third floor apartment and ended up completely fine. Tony laments his last bong that was broken with the cold. We talk about eating detergent pellets and who sang the song “Butterscotch People.” Tony has a Zack sighting.

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

Intro song of the week:

“Red Marble & Gold” – Nightmare

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Reflect The Storm” – In Flames

 

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January 2

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

It’s New Year’s Day. Nhat limits Tony’s Trump complaints to thirty seconds. Tony gets a stick pony for his white elephant and just leaves it. Tony’s sister thinks he’s fatter than he is. Nhat makes a drawing of Mr. Snooch. The title of this episode is a lyric from one of the Who’s Shittier candidates. Guess which one.

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Auld Lang Syne” – Girlschool

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Dig” – Painted Wives

 

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