August 11

Episode 259: Not Safe For Anywhere

We have an abbreviated (and unexpected) Thursday show because Tony needed to get back to take care of his dog. We play a new game called “Inappropriate Mashups.” We somehow get every single Fact or Crap question wrong on this episode, which is definitely a first.

Intro Song of the Week:

“One Of Many” – Persefone

Outro Song of the Week:

Filth Upon Filth” – Soufly
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July 24

Episode 258: Angel Of Death, ASMR Version

We start discussing life and kids and how we view the different generations. Nhat goes on an anti-Apple rant. We go into the unlimited quantity “limited copies” of things. Tony talks about how he’d rather have a chicken sandwich in his face over boobs. Tony vaguely reviews Top Gun/Top Gun II. We ponder on the possibility that we’ve been duped this whole time and The Devil is not as cool as he’s made out to be and what kind of music would be playing over endlessly in Hell. We have to look up the difference between a handbag and a purse.

Intro Song of the Week:

“Oiseaux De Proie” – Alcest

Featured Song of the Week:

“Beserker Mode” – GWAR

Outro Song of the Week:

Swan Song” – Betraying The Martyrs
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July 10

Episode 257: Cardboard Toilet

Nhat discusses the Colorado Avalanche winning the Stanley Cup and then we get into current events and then just generally ignorantly discuss politics. Tony reminisces about where he pooped downtown. We pre-grade the next phase of Marvel movies. We play Movies And Music. We rate a new crop of shitty bands. We start a shroom farm.

Intro Song of the Week:

“Mission To Die” – Manic Depression

Featured Song of the Week:

“Head Down” – Sweet Water

Outro Song of the Week:

“Phantoms” – Meshuggah
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June 26

Episode 256: Lard Of Tub

We start off looking over some mushroom options (as per usual). Tony has a fat complex about his drug tolerance. Tony pokes at our anti-social tendencies. We play a choose-your-own-adventure game with Tony’s life. Nhat may have been propositioned to join a cult and we discuss what kind of cult we’d create if we had one. FYI, “Tony’s Rap” features Music by Joystock – https://www.joystock.org

Intro Song of the Week:

“We The Fallen Angels” – Sakis Tolis

Featured Song of the Week:

“Déjame Dejarte Atrás” – Paula Prieto

Outro Song of the Week:

“Demonic Future” – Kreator
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June 13

Episode 255: Lampreys Are Everywhere

We start off talking about uneventful return to Mixlr, quite honestly for no other reason than that it produces cleaner audio files to work with, as opposed to Audacity. We discuss the evolution of music. We talk about dead musicians and their legacy. We briefly review Stranger Things, The Boys, Kenobi and Ozark. We have Lamprey News.

Intro Song of the Week:

“The Lonely Wolf” – Destruction

Featured Song of the Week:

“Cotopaxi” – The Mars Volta

Outro Song of the Week:

“Celestial Fire” – The Spirit
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May 22

Episode 254: Chicken And Waffles

Tony has an encounter with baby raccoons and has to figure out what to do with them in the first part of the show. Nhat and Tony go to see Arch Enemy/Behemoth, Destruction and Phoebe Bridgers all in the same month and briefly review Better Call Saul and Moon Knight.

Intro Song of the Week:

“Demon Prince” – Kreator

Featured Song of the Week:

“Funeral” – Phoebe Bridgers

Outro Song of the Week:

“Serimosa” – Watain
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April 10

Episode 252: Fart Harvester

We start talking about psychedelic mushrooms and just random dumbness like getting a toehold in the fart bottling industry. Tony has an encounter with a conspiracy weirdo in a postal truck.

Intro Song of the Week:

“New Found” – Gojira

Featured Song of the Week:

“Not The Sun” – Brand New

Outro Song of the Week:

“The Grip Tightens” – Revocation
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March 20

Episode 251: It’s Too Buttery, Ya Know?

Tony (sort of) scams Nhat out of a vinyl record that both of them wanted. We debate on how to best hunt a squirrel. Nhat tries to give Tony advice on how to express the displeasure of his job to her. Nhat has an experience with a “polite” type of Karen. Tony reminisces about the worst movie theater experience he’s ever had. Nhat makes a list of proposed national days to submit for review. We talk about seeing Bruce Dickinson’s spoken word event.


Intro Song of the Week:

“Judges Of The Underworld” – Venom Prison

Outro Song of the Week:

“Katabasis” – Persefone
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March 6

Episode 250: The Terminal Velocity of Teenage Squirrels

We talk about suggesting our own national days, squirrels falling to their deaths and cheese doodles. We rant on Kanye for a bit. We discuss Peacemaker and some other DC content. We answer the age-old question of what would you do with a bunch of stolen human heads.


Intro Song of the Week:

“Bad Blood” – Amorphis

Featured Song of the Week:

“Black Honey” – Thrice

Outro Song of the Week:

“Vermin” – Allegaeon
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