Episode 157: The Godfathers Of Positivity

Tony needs drugs, so he’s proposing we start taking more hallucinogens. That leads back into oujia board talk from Tony. We propose starting a second podcast, called “The Godfathers of Productivity,” which will be hugely successful because it’s more fake than anything. Nhat questions tattoos and silicone implants for corpses. We play “Who’s Shittier?”

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Profane Believers” – Heaven Shall Burn

Featured song of the week:

“New Dark Ages” – Bad Religion

Outro Song Of The Week:

“The Number Of The Beast” – Kreator

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July 21

Episode 156: The Nigerian Rubber Yam Scam

Tony talks about his regretful return to Texas and Nhat’s nutty family. To his own surprise, he finds that he doesn’t want to lay into Adolf as much as he thought. Whataburger disappoints. Tony is extremely easily triggered staying at Nhat’s family’s place. We have Ghana news and Who’s Shittier?

Episode 156: The Nigerian Rubber Yam Scam

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Devil Got Me” – Whalerider

Featured song of the week:

“Bark At The Moon” – Strung Out

Outro Song Of The Week:

“My Own Grave” – As I Lay Dying

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June 21

Episode 155: A Bikini Made Of Nipples

We start off talking about the differences in our attitude over unwanted guests. We then brainstorm about more efficient headstones. Tony loafs around another Comic-Con job. Nhat thinks a bikini made of dead people’s nipples has a chance of trending.

Episode 155: A Bikini Made Of Nipples

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Comet Shoemaker: Levy 9 (Sl-9)” – Wychhound

Featured song of the week:

“The Omen” – Heaven Shall Burn

Outro Song Of The Week:

“The 1” – Truckfighters

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June 7

Episode 154: Meat Curtain Jock Strap

Tony starts reminiscing about old porn stars. We wonder if meat curtains would provide cushion in a melee situation. We debut the new Ghana News intro. We play Who’s Shittier? and Guess That Lick.

Episode 154: Meat Curtain Jock Strap

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Stigmurder” – Chimaira

Featured song of the week:

“Baby Bitch” – Ween

Outro Song Of The Week:

“The Heart Beneath” – Celtic Frost

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May 24

Episode 153: The Lost Art Of Cuntpunching

We start off having all kinds of issues with the Lo Fi Show laptop dying over and over.. clearly a sign that a higher power doesn’t want this show on.. which makes us all the more determined to shit on everyone’s earlobes. So if the beginning seems scattered, it’s because we started over three times before it finally took. Tony talks briefly about his housemate problem.

Episode 153: The Lost Art Of Cuntpunching

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Soul Destroyer” – Kataklysm

Featured song of the week:

“I Know The Score” – Superdrag

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Odyssey” – Kyuss

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May 12

Episode 152: My Infinity Gauntlet Is A Rubber Fisting Mitten

We start off talking about toys and if Captain America buttplugs are unpatriotic. Tony doesn’t think dildos should be bumpy. We’re disappointed with the quality of the Area 51 Love Doll.

Episode 152: My Infinity Gauntlet Is A Rubber Fisting Mitten

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Clarity” – Bleed From Within

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Enemy Mind” – The Bronx

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April 28

Episode 151: Ejacu-Lotion In Motion

Tony’s tired from watching Avengers: Infinity War and threatens to tell spoilers throughout the show. Some kid thinks Tony sounds like Garfield the cat. We review Kiss: Phantom of the Park and then watched Barbarella in the background.

Episode 151: Ejacu-Lotion In Motion

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“The Fall Of Leaden Skies” – Deserted Fear

Featured song of the week:

“Notice Of Eviction” – Ween

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Ride Out Bitch” – Vaux

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April 12

Episode 150: Enthralled With Pixelated Hoo Hoos

It’s our 150th episode and it’s nothing special at all. Nhat does something completely dumb the other week and Tony’s actually not that much of a cock about it. Must be an off show. We talk about annoying Filipino laughing, and we play the 1 minute challenge and Who’s Shittier?

Episode 150: Enthralled With Pixelated Hoo Hoos

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Hurricane” – Kyuss

Featured song of the week:

“Ocean Man” – Ween

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Parhelion II” – Millenia

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March 31

Episode 149: Prosthetic Poop Tube

It’s our first broadcast after the show moved locations and we’re both thrown off by the shitty ambiance. Henno and Frakking Cat actually show up. Thanks to Frakking Cat for the show title. Tony pays homage to Henno with lyrics to Henno’s Lo Fi riff, but then quickly fizzles out. We debate on what we’d do if our colons fell in the toilet. R.I.P. to Caleb Scofield of Cave In. We play “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?”

Episode 149: Prosthetic Poop Tube

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Self Worship” – Black Royal

Featured song of the week:

“Anchor” – Cave In

Outro Song Of The Week:

“The Cryo Volcanic” – Black Royal

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March 10

Episode 148: Santiago, The Snooch Whisperer

Tony gets picked for his dream survey, a pot usage survey. We talk about a cocaine bear and discuss turtle men, naked mole rat men and where hamsters come from. Tony debuts Santiago,
the creepy whisperer.

Episode 148: Santiago, The Snooch Whisperer

Intro song of the week: