July 19

Episode 68: The One Man Donkey Show And The Rocking Plumber

It’s National Ice Cream Day and National Daiquiri Day. We talk about poop and cum, surprise, surprise. We review Ant-Man because we came straight from the 9am showing this morning. Then we get into drug talk. Nhat talks about smuggling drugs in the asses of birds. We have a new “Language Learning With The Lo Fi Show” segment. Tony has an annoyingly over-friendly rocker plumber. We cover atomic wedgie deaths, the existence of aliens (cue “What If Aliens Were One Of Us?” top 40 song), shapeshifting, doppelgangers, how lack of sleep will kill all of us and ungrateful party invitees.


Intro song of the week:

“Foundations” – Pallbearer

Outro song of the week:

“Bearded Lady” – Stone Deaf
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July 11

Episode 67: Uncomfortably Fucked – Magnum Poopus

It’s National Blueberry Muffin Day, National Mojito Day, National Rainier Cherry Day, National Cheer Up The Lonely Day, All American Pet Photo Day and National 7-Eleven Day. We have an off recording day because Tony has plans with his significant other. Nhat the Roundworm. Tony’s meat packing plant. We were so high that it’s been hours since we recorded and I still don’t know what I’m doing with this episode. We play Fact Or Crap? and Who’s Shittier? Tony gets another nickname, Tony “8-Bit” B.


Intro song of the week:

“Stop” – Death Angel

Outro song of the week:

“City In The Sky” – Scale The Summit
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July 5

Episode 66: Tony “No-Clams” And The Traveling Jackoff Show

It’s National Apple Turnover Day and National Graham Cracker Day. We go into July 4th and firecrackers and discuss our appearance on the Bold And The Belligerent podcast. We try to get to the bottom of the cummiest capital city of the world. Nhat tries out the hot dog pizza and we threaten Lorne with a mustard torture. Nhat asks if Tony would date a centaur.


Intro song of the week:

“We Are The Sleep” – Mors Principium Est

Outro song of the week:

“Ember City” – Mastodon
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June 28

Episode 65: Cool, Refreshing Meatwater And Yams

It’s National Paul Bunyan Day and National Insurance Awareness Day. We talk about hot button topics because we think we have something interesting to add. We fail miserably. The phrase “…unless you drink meatwater..” is uttered during the podcast. We finally get confirmation of what we knew all along – that Tony is lazy and stupid.


Intro song of the week:

“Pandemonium” – Kreator

Outro song of the week:

“Nowhere” – Therapy?
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June 21

Episode 64: The Power Cosmic And Retractable Genitalia

It’s Father’s Day, National Peaches ‘N’ Cream Day, and National Daylight Appreciation Day. We talk about the weekend and Tony’s first real listen of the Bold And Belligerent podcast. We talk about doing a script for Casa Mirth after Tony’s work party. Tony talks about something he knows nothing about, which is happiness. Tony struggles with being romantic on air and we get into Hulk talk and Hulk music. Nhat and Lorne make a tentative Xbox One Madden 2015 wager that’s worse than any previous dice of doom punishment.


Intro song of the week:

“The Huntress” – Superchief

Outro song of the week:

“Sea Of Suns” – The Helix Nebula
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June 14

Episode 63: If You Happen To Have A Pork Chop

It’s National Flag Day, National Strawberry Shortcake Day, National Pop Goes The Weasel Day and National Bourbon Day. Tony apologizes for the last show and Nhat assures him that it was no less shitty than all of the others. We relive the anniversary where Tony poisons his significant other. We try to identify diseases from old illustrations. Identify The Horrifying Disease is the site if you wanted to follow along. We talk about stars losing their status, how sleep affects memory, the movie Soul Man, Game of Thrones, Orange Is The New Black and Real Dolls that talk back.


Intro song of the week:

“Heretic War Chant” – Grip Inc.

Outro song of the week:

“N.I.B.” – Brownouts
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June 7

Episode 62: Alone With A Sausage In The Rain

It’s National VCR Day, National Chocolate Ice Cream Day, and National Cancer Survivor’s Day. Nhat disrupts Tony with lamprey news. Nhat gets personal. Tony is the master of voices. Nhat holds on to his sausage til the bitter end. Tony accuses Nhat of being Texas proud. King Tut’s erection causes mysterious deaths. Baby boners might cause pregnancy complications. We talk about Ant-Man’s sex life. We discuss Game of Thrones and Orange Is The New Black.


Intro song of the week:

“Open Coffin Orgy” – Six Feet Under

Outro song of the week:

“Cry Out” – Paradise Lost
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June 3

Episode 61: Pubic Hair Tea

It’s National Running Day, National Chocolate Macaroon Day and National Repeat Day. We talk about strange 80’s Snopes lore, including Rod Stewart’s stomach pump mishap, Richard Gere’s hamster fiasco and Gene Simmons’ tongue myths. Tony challenges himself to be “nice.” Nhat doesn’t trust him. They propose paying Tony for being nice. We suspect Tony’s girlfriend of either poisoning him or peeing in his drink. Tony goes over the finer points of self-loathing.


Intro song of the week:

“Black Magic” – Slayer

Featured Album of the Week:

“Last Transmission From Sector 7” – Arc Rev One

Outro song of the week:

“Everyone Hates A Know-It-All” – Face To Face
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May 24

Episode 60: Lorne On The 4th Of July

It’s National Scavenger Hunt Day and National Escargot Day. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent Podcast joins us in studio. We try to get him to take over the show, but Tony interferes. We learn about Tony and Nhat’s trip to Comic-Con. We descend into the deepest recesses of poop and cum. Tony turns into a body shamer at Comic-Con, so Nhat tries to fat shame him. Lorne tries to inspire Tony to work out. We talk about eating onions and stupid festivals. We learn about the Lemonade Stand sex maneuver. We learn the literal translation of Bukkake. We discuss eating poop of different animals, a poop-making machine and Rate My Poo.


Intro song of the week:

“Spellbound” – Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force

Outro song of the week:

“Die The Death” – The Devil’s Blood
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May 22

Episode 59: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?

It’s National Vanilla Pudding Day, National Buy A Musical Instrument Day, National Maritime Day and National Don’t Fry Day. It’s a rare Friday night podcast because… well, just because. Tony accuses Nhat of having a dried-out pussy. Nhat neither confirms or denies. We talk midget hookers, the subtleties of hatred, Phantom Lorne, Bars Balrick, Spongebob SquareDildo, illegal cocks, and Who’s Shittier?


Intro song of the week:

“Shadows And Dust” – Arch Enemy

Outro song of the week:

“Jersey Devil” – Low Torque
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