It’s National Ice Cream Day and National Daiquiri Day. We talk about poop and cum, surprise, surprise. We review Ant-Man because we came straight from the 9am showing this morning. Then we get into drug talk. Nhat talks about smuggling drugs in the asses of birds. We have a new “Language Learning With The Lo Fi Show” segment. Tony has an annoyingly over-friendly rocker plumber. We cover atomic wedgie deaths, the existence of aliens (cue “What If Aliens Were One Of Us?” top 40 song), shapeshifting, doppelgangers, how lack of sleep will kill all of us and ungrateful party invitees.
It’s National Blueberry Muffin Day, National Mojito Day, National Rainier Cherry Day, National Cheer Up The Lonely Day, All American Pet Photo Day and National 7-Eleven Day. We have an off recording day because Tony has plans with his significant other. Nhat the Roundworm. Tony’s meat packing plant. We were so high that it’s been hours since we recorded and I still don’t know what I’m doing with this episode. We play Fact Or Crap? and Who’s Shittier? Tony gets another nickname, Tony “8-Bit” B.
It’s National Apple Turnover Day and National Graham Cracker Day. We go into July 4th and firecrackers and discuss our appearance on the Bold And The Belligerent podcast. We try to get to the bottom of the cummiest capital city of the world. Nhat tries out the hot dog pizza and we threaten Lorne with a mustard torture. Nhat asks if Tony would date a centaur.
It’s National Paul Bunyan Day and National Insurance Awareness Day. We talk about hot button topics because we think we have something interesting to add. We fail miserably. The phrase “…unless you drink meatwater..” is uttered during the podcast. We finally get confirmation of what we knew all along – that Tony is lazy and stupid.
It’s Father’s Day, National Peaches ‘N’ Cream Day, and National Daylight Appreciation Day. We talk about the weekend and Tony’s first real listen of the Bold And Belligerent podcast. We talk about doing a script for Casa Mirth after Tony’s work party. Tony talks about something he knows nothing about, which is happiness. Tony struggles with being romantic on air and we get into Hulk talk and Hulk music. Nhat and Lorne make a tentative Xbox One Madden 2015 wager that’s worse than any previous dice of doom punishment.
It’s National Flag Day, National Strawberry Shortcake Day, National Pop Goes The Weasel Day and National Bourbon Day. Tony apologizes for the last show and Nhat assures him that it was no less shitty than all of the others. We relive the anniversary where Tony poisons his significant other. We try to identify diseases from old illustrations. Identify The Horrifying Disease is the site if you wanted to follow along. We talk about stars losing their status, how sleep affects memory, the movie Soul Man, Game of Thrones, Orange Is The New Black and Real Dolls that talk back.
It’s National VCR Day, National Chocolate Ice Cream Day, and National Cancer Survivor’s Day. Nhat disrupts Tony with lamprey news. Nhat gets personal. Tony is the master of voices. Nhat holds on to his sausage til the bitter end. Tony accuses Nhat of being Texas proud. King Tut’s erection causes mysterious deaths. Baby boners might cause pregnancy complications. We talk about Ant-Man’s sex life. We discuss Game of Thrones and Orange Is The New Black.
It’s National Running Day, National Chocolate Macaroon Day and National Repeat Day. We talk about strange 80’s Snopes lore, including Rod Stewart’s stomach pump mishap, Richard Gere’s hamster fiasco and Gene Simmons’ tongue myths. Tony challenges himself to be “nice.” Nhat doesn’t trust him. They propose paying Tony for being nice. We suspect Tony’s girlfriend of either poisoning him or peeing in his drink. Tony goes over the finer points of self-loathing.
It’s National Scavenger Hunt Day and National Escargot Day. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent Podcast joins us in studio. We try to get him to take over the show, but Tony interferes. We learn about Tony and Nhat’s trip to Comic-Con. We descend into the deepest recesses of poop and cum. Tony turns into a body shamer at Comic-Con, so Nhat tries to fat shame him. Lorne tries to inspire Tony to work out. We talk about eating onions and stupid festivals. We learn about the Lemonade Stand sex maneuver. We learn the literal translation of Bukkake. We discuss eating poop of different animals, a poop-making machine and Rate My Poo.
It’s National Vanilla Pudding Day, National Buy A Musical Instrument Day, National Maritime Day and National Don’t Fry Day. It’s a rare Friday night podcast because… well, just because. Tony accuses Nhat of having a dried-out pussy. Nhat neither confirms or denies. We talk midget hookers, the subtleties of hatred, Phantom Lorne, Bars Balrick, Spongebob SquareDildo, illegal cocks, and Who’s Shittier?