It’s National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day. Tony and Nhat try to not cuss so much and it barely lasts a sentence or two. We have “Fuck That Guy News,” “Poop Corner,” “Fact Or Crap” and “Porn or No?” We discuss at what time you’d want to freeze your age. We review Boyhood and John Wick.
It’s National Sticky Bun Day. Tony comes over on a rare Saturday to record since we’re anticipating “snowmageddon” here this weekend. We talk about necrophilia, flying cars, STDs, vaginas on pancakes and more.
It’s National Gumdrop Day and National Singles Awareness Day. We talk a bit about Valentine’s Day and Singles Awareness Day. Tony talks about possibly finding Nhat dead in his apartment one of these days, with his cats eating his body parts. We discuss a video game that strengthens your vaginal muscles and another that teaches you about the basics of tampons. The Sony/Marvel collaboration with the upcoming Spider-Man/Avengers movie is discussed. Shoutout to Lorne and Mike from the Bold And Belligerent podcast and Henno from Angela’s Awesome Podcast for joining us live on Mixlr.
It’s National Boy Scout Day and National Kite Flying Day in addition to Nhat’s birthday. We have some technical difficulties with Mixlr (yes, again), so Nhat has to save the day (yes, again). We do another episode of “Who’s Shittier?” because our friend hates it. Both of us agree that we might’ve both dodged bullets by not being in the boy scouts.
It’s National Freedom Day and National Baked Alaska Day. Nhat starts off on a down note from the crappy few weeks he’s had before. As usual, Tony doesn’t do anything to make it any better. We talk about life in general, what if you knew then what you know now, and science news. Nhat comes out with a religious-based game console called Praystation. Technical difficulties cut the podcast a couple of minutes short, but there wasn’t much missed. Emma is called in to give a synopsis of the last minute or so and to intro the outro.
It’s National Opposite Day and National Irish Coffee Day. We go straight into a political rant for some strange reason, involving the whole American Sniper thing. We talk about the bankruptcy filing of SkyMall and the dumbest SkyMall products. Nhat goes into a counseling session he had with an online counselor. Day In Cum focuses on five different teachers that have been busted for sex with their students. Tony admits that he’d have sex with any of the female cast of the old TV show Alice. We discuss the afterlife and if they coincide with dreams.
It’s National Winnie The Pooh Day and National Peking Duck Day. Tony talks about his ongoing bout with gonorrhea and home remedies. We do a “Who’s Shittier?” segment. We talk about multiple buttholes and someone Tony knows who has no butthole. We go into the buoyancy of poop and its ramifications. The discussion goes into the new Fantastic Four movie. We review the new Amazon Echo, which goes by the name Alexa. We rag on Seattle and Chicago sports fans.
It’s National Spaghetti Day and National Trivia Day and we go straight into a tangent about the new year, past new year’s, dinosaurs, the evolution of cursive writing. education in general and millionaire teachers in South Korea. We talk about our top 5 movies of 2014. Then we go into our resolutions and possible changes to the show.
It’s National Pledge of Allegiance Day, National Chocolate Candy Day, and National Card Playing Day. We get a special intro that was composed by Idahenno (@idahenno on Twitter). I have no idea what we talk about on this episode and I’ve tried to listen to it twice. Midway through the podcast, the stupid program dies on us, so we had to do a separate second part. We play a New Year’s Greeting from the guys at the Bold and Belligerent podcast (@BandB_Podcast on Twitter) and challenge them to make a #facetaint torture.
It’s National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, Humbug Day and National Homeless Persons’ Remembrance Day. It’s also part of the Winter Solstice. We go into religion right off the bat. Then we get into what is cooler, dancing faeries or dancing plums. We talk briefly about the Bold and Belligerent’s Christmas gift segment. Like everyone else, we give our take on the Sony and North Korea debacle which transitions into the possible Sony and Marvel collaboration. We introduce the new tradition of Facetainting. We do Poop Corner (correctly this time), Day In Cum and another segment of Porn-or-No? Tony grosses out on tentacle porn.
Intro song of the week:
“Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy” – August Burns Red
Outro song of the week:
“Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)” – The Ramones