January 10

Episode 91: On A Chode To Nowhere

It’s National Bittersweet Chocolate Day, National Cut Your Energy Costs Day, National Save The Eagles Day and National Sunday Supper Day. We start off early by accident, thanks to Tony and are ill-prepared for this episode. So then we go into the definition of a chode. We talk about going non-stop on the 100th episode as long as the Mixlr listeners stay active in chat. We both went to Trve Brewery to see streaming video of Lemmy’s memorial. We discuss shit experiences with one ply toilet paper and swimming in shit.

Intro song of the week:

“Overhauling” – Murderous Instinct

Featured Song Of The Week:

“Rammstein” – Feuer Frei!

Outro song of the week:

“Euphorinasia” – Psycroptic
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January 3

Episode 90: Building The Perfect Bird Shelf

It’s National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, National Drinking Straw Day and National Fruitcake Toss Day. We have a guest, Patrick Franks, who we’ve known forever from Houston that might be able to tweak some projects for the show with his professional credentials. We start 2016 off with a bang by ordering a pizza on-air. You wanted the best… you got the worst. We eat pizza on the air. We talk about Tony’s illustrated book report. We have a special Petra edition of “Who’s Shittier?”

Intro song of the week:

“Ethereal Erosion” – Skeletal Remains

Outro song of the week:

“A Soulless God” – Kataklysm
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December 27

Episode 89: Ass-Harrassed And The Golden Burrito

It’s National Fruitcake Day. Nhat and Tony go to see Star Wars again on Christmas Eve and Nhat finds some things wrong with it. We talk about new segments for the show, like trying out budget sex toys on YouTube. We talk about the creepiest things that have happened to us. We go into how much we’d take for an indecent proposal (or a pretty decent one, to be honest).

Intro song of the week:

“The Blister Exists” – Slipknot

Featured song of the week:

“Until The End” – All Shall Perish

Outro song of the week:

“Hypatia Rising” – Darkest Hour
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December 20

Episode 88: Shroom Raider

It’s National Sangria Day, International Human Solidarity Day and Mudd Day. We start off completely screwed up because of allegedly finishing off the rest of the mushrooms. We talk about Christmas, promos, Star Wars, etc. Nhat gives Tony a gift and shoots him with a Nerf gun while he opens it. We give out presents to everybody on Mixlr. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent podcast and Mixlr listener Emma call in to do their best impression of Tony.

Intro song of the week:

“Lies On Your Lips” – Method

Outro song of the week:

“A Soulless God” – Kataklysm
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December 13

Episode 87: Attack Of The Buffalak

It’s National Cocoa Day, National Violin Day, National Day Of The Horse, Pick A Pathologist Pal Day, Worldwide Candle Lighting Day and World Choral Day. We have a blind kid update and now, not only do they have issues with Zack, but they found out his friend Matthew is ten times worse. We finally hear a Zack recording. We discuss superhero sex. We have a segment of “WTF Is In My Jell-o?” Then Nhat mis-remembers some weird shit with a Rubik’s cube. We are joined by Mixlr listeners Lu from Paint It Black Comics podcast, Dustin from The Roundabout podcast, Emma and Pandora.

Intro song of the week:

“Indestructible: Innocence 1990s” – Angkor Wat

Outro song of the week:

“Left To Decay” – Worlds Divide
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December 6

Episode 86: Death By Diarrhea

It’s National Pawnbrokers Day, National Microwave Oven Day, National Gazpacho Day, St. Nicholas Day, Miners’ Day and the first day of Chanukah. We talk about dead brothers, dead bodies, swastika parties, Scott Weiland, walls of fart, walls of shit, and a site called Porn For The Blind.

Intro song of the week:

“Dragon Clit” – Robot Death Monkey

Outro song of the week:

“Still Remains” – Stone Temple Pilots
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November 29

Episode 85.5: The Zack Chronicles (Birth Of Daredevil)

I couldn’t be bothered with telling you what national day it is. I should be taking a break from the show and instead, I’m doing this shit… endlessly working to provide six people with some entertainment for an hour or so. This show goes into Zack, the blind kid with the mumblemouth.

Intro and outro song of the week:

“Daredevil Meets Metal” – 331Erock
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November 22

Episode 85: Dildo Diapers

It’s National Cranberry Relish Day. Tony is late and we discuss Zack and going long for this show since we’re taking next weekend off. We do a review of Jessica Jones, albeit a pretty crude one. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent podcast Skypes in. We go into if Cunt and Twat had a knife fight, who would win? This is an extra long episode of dumbness. Happy Thanksgiving and see you guys in December!

Intro song of the week:

“Hollow” – Heart Of A Coward

Outro song of the week:

“Fuck This Life” – Pro-Pain
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November 15

Episode 84: Aliens Just Want Our Sweet Asses

It’s National Something day, but the site went down and I don’t remember what Tony said. What else is new? We talk about Deathgasm, eating period blood, we even get into UFC and NHL a little bit. We go into random questions and advice. We get off on a tangent. Then we get off on a tangerine.

Intro song of the week:

“Fire Lances of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians” – The Sword
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November 8

Episode 83: Feels Like Armpit Love

It’s National Cappuccino Day, National Harvey Wallbanger Day, National Parents as Teachers Day and National STEM/STEAM Day. We start talking about our first boners for some reason and Tony’s weird obsession for severed breasts. Then Tony goes into full Muttley mode after the intro. We get into weird fetishes. Tony has another Zack report. Dustin of The Roundabout Podcast submits a YouTube video of what might possibly be the worst song ever. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvTIAqFWgI.

Intro song of the week:

“The Restless Seas” – Celtic Frost

Outro song of the week:

“Savory” – Deftones
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