September 14

Episode 24 (Part 1): Stop Looking At My Butt

It’s National Cream Filled Donut Day. Dave (Arc Rev One) joins us for our main show. We go into weather patterns and if it’s changed over the past many years. There’s mention of the government entity HAARP and if it controls the weather. Tony goes into politics, which prompts Dave to reluctantly chime in his views. We talk about the limits we would go to to avoid being homeless. We somehow get onto the subject of transexuals. Tony admits that he spends an unhealthy amount of time worrying who’s checking out his butt. Tony and Nhat talk about the Oddball Comedy Fest they attended at Red Rocks and Nhat’s creepy douche of a co-worker. We also went to go see Maze Runner on a couple of free passes and give our review. We unleash another poop-filled episode of “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 24 (Part 1): Stop Looking At My Butt

Intro song of the week:

“Hell Yes” – Alkaline Trio

Outro song of the week:

“Wish I’d Taken Pictures” – Acid Country
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September 8

Episode 23: Return Of Captain Salami

It’s National Grandparents Day, National Neither Rain Nor Snow Day, National Grandma Moses Day, National Acorn Squash Day and National Salami Day. Nhat’s friend Victoria sits in as a guest host today. Tony starts off the podcast on a down note and talks about his grandparents’ passing. Tony talks about the little people that stayed with him the past few days and Nhat talks about his hiking hell. They all talk about the cosmic number 23 and its significance.

Episode 23: Return Of Captain Salami

Intro song of the week:

“Sabbath Bloody Sabbath” – Black Sabbath

Outro song of the week:

“How Soon Is Now?” – Quicksand
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August 30

Episode 22: Greed Begets More Greed

“Doing nothing for others is the undoing of ourselves.” ― Horace Mann. It’s National Toasted Marshmallows Day. We record a rare Friday night podcast because Tony has house guests this weekend. Tony’s cousin’s cousin lost her dog. We react to DC Comics’ statement that they’re not going to have any humor in their future movies. We talk about greed and the downfalls of money. Lucid dreaming comes into the conversation and then mercifully, Nhat’s laptop starts to die, which prompts the outro.

Episode 22: Greed Begets More Greed

Intro song of the week:

“My Salvation” – The Haunted

 Outro song of the week:

“Orion” – Rodrigo Y Gabriela
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August 24

Episode 21: Psychedelic Balls

It’s National Peach Pie Day and National Waffle Day. We discuss a recent Twitter follower who may have been offended by our podcast after just one episode. Nhat softens his stance on DC Comics. We talk about cats, dogs, psychedelics and Gauntlet TV, where you can view metal videos from your Roku. Nhat gives an update on the psychopath that set his complex on fire.

Episode 21: Psychedelic Balls

Intro song of the week:

“CH 375 268 277 ARS” – The Dillinger Escape Plan

 Outro song of the week:

“Relentless Reckless Forever” – Children of Bodom
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August 17

Episode 20: The Cantaloupe That Broke The Camel’s Straw

It’s National Thrift Store Day and National Vanilla Custard Day. We wonder what Snausages taste like and what they’re made out of. Tony got a free ticket to see Chimaira and Allegaeon. Tony meets an annoying 36-year-old that refuses to change. Tony reveals his gangsta name, “Tony 3 Meats.” You’ll have to tune in to find out why. We lament about the passing of Robin Williams and Nhat can relate to that kind of loss, unfortunately.

Apparently, Nhat couldn’t yo-yo to save his life and Tony is appalled at how useless he is. Nhat has one week to learn how to yo-yo and learn to play the harmonica.

Episode 20: The Cantaloupe That Broke The Camel’s Straw

Intro song of the week:

“Postmortem” – Slayer

 Outro song of the week:

“Eyes Of A Criminal” – Chimaira
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August 10

Episode 19 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 03

In episode 3 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Poland for Tony and Japan for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Zabójca Sperma, which translates into Killer Sperm and Nhat’s band name is Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori, which is Japanese for Snail Slaughter.

Episode 19 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Ep 03

Here is Tony’s album cover for Zabójca Sperma’s “A Shot To The Face”:

Zabojca Sperma - A Shot To The Face

 

Album Song List:

1. White Explosion
2. Sticky Icky Icky
3. Blinded By The Goo
4. No Time For Love, Dr. Jones
5. What Hath The Gods Brought
6. Break The Seal Of Love
7. Ball Drainer

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori’s “Time For Slime”:

Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori - Time For Slime

Album Song List:

1. Sluggish Death
2. Shell Of A Man
3. Bad Case Of Gastropod
4. Escargot To Hell
5. Slime To Kill
6. I’ll Stab You ‘Til You Love Me

Intro song:

“Exit Strategy Of A Wrecking Ball” – Diablo Swing Orchestra
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August 10

Episode 19: Random Cosmic Shit

It’s National Lazy Day and National S’mores Day.  Nhat quits Facebook and gets higher than he’s ever gotten in his life and swears off drugs… but we’ll see how long that lasts. Nhat’s compiled a “best of” compilation of sound clips from The Lo Fi Show strictly out of boredom and plays them.  We discuss the fact that we should probably be dead with all the dumb stuff we’ve done and trying to get out of social media.

They talk about trying to start depresseddating.com and Tony’s family going to see Lady Gaga and Baby Metal. We talk about life and the cosmos, the future, and the primordial soup.  Nhat thinks that Michael Bay and Tyler Perry should join forces to make the shittiest movie on earth, “Madea Goes To Space.”

Episode 19: Random Cosmic Shit

Intro song of the week:

“Witchkrieg” – Witchery

 Outro song of the week:

“Infinite Eyes” – Darkest Hour
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August 3

Episode 18: Let’s Go Eboling

It’s National Best Friends Day, National Family Day, National Watermelon Day and a number of other silly days. Nhat and Tony start off talking about how time is perceived differently as you grow older. Nhat mentions how Blackbeard was killed and the legend surrounding his corpse. From there, we go into some morbid subjects. We celebrate National Family Day by mentioning alleged killers in our family. Tony sings a song for National Friendship Day. We make fun of strange death metal band names.

We briefly review Guardians of the Galaxy, which, we confirmed that using the words “Stars Wars” when talking about this movie wasn’t entirely too far-fetched in our humble opinion. Our bet was finally settled… back a few episodes ago, Tony didn’t think anyone was actually listening, so he bet Nhat lunch that we wouldn’t get anyone tweeting us to confirm that they were listeners by episode 20.

Sure enough, Annaleis (@wiretechgirl) from the Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks podcast tweeted that she was listening to our podcast while making dinner right when Tony and I were waiting to watch Guardians this past Wednesday evening. So Nhat won the bet and Tony takes him to Smashburger (it could’ve been a lot worse). We talk about movies that should’ve never had sequels. We wondered if getting Vin Diesel was really necessary for the voice of Groot. We take a light-hearted look at ebola.

We have another segment of “Who’s Shittier?” with another round of crap bands.

Episode 18: Let’s Go Eboling

Intro song of the week:

“Gravimetric Time Dilation” – Allegaeon

 Outro song of the week:

“Selkies: The Endless Obsession” – Between The Buried And Me
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July 27

Episode 17: Growing Up Weird

It’s National Parents’ Day and National Scotch Day. We talk way too long about the band Dew Scented than we were anticipating. Then we go into what a chicken salad is expected to consist of. Tony still thinks his days at work are numbered and Nhat tries to get him to initiate violence in the workplace. We discuss the futility of relationships and if there is some sort of internal expiration date on them. We talk more about parents, growing up anti-social and getting into fights. Nhat has always had an aversion to sharp iron fences because he could imagine them gouging out his eyes. We discuss bad first date movies and the upcoming Marvel movies.

We ponder on how Ant-Man could actually be useful. We give a shoutout to Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks podcasters @wiretechgirl and @angelsfreak7 as they seem to be very supportive of their fellow podcasters.

Episode 17: Growing Up Weird

Intro song of the week:

“Soul Poison” – Dew Scented

 Outro song of the week:

“Volcano” – Dethklok
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July 20

Episode 16 (Part 1) : Beta Ray Bill Was Just A Space Anteater

Today is National Ice Cream Day and National Lollipop Day. Nhat thinks that after a certain age, guys can’t really eat lollipops without making it look like they’re fellating it – or else it just sits uncomfortably in your cheek. They argue about what counts as “Last Saturday,” for some dumb-ass reason. Tony mentions Ashley Madison to his co-workers for some strange reason and then has to explain it to his boss (or whomever) and he shows disgust in a “Mormonly” way, which Tony can’t seem to describe, even though he was in person to see it a mere two days ago. We talk about religion and the apparent mythology of it all.We discuss the upcoming Avengers 2 movie and Tony thinks it’s too much all at once. Nhat thinks people are too quick to go racist now, after Mastodon’s Twitter account got hacked and all they posted was n-bomb racial slurs.. so racism is really affecting the youth again. Tony read that Spider-Man 3 is in danger because of the poor effort in Spider-Man 2. Nhat brings the hate to Jamie Foxx. Nhat also thinks Beta Ray Bill was a space anteater. They wonder if now that Thor is a woman, would she still wield the hammer or another weapon?

Tony sends “The Assumption Song” to our Twitter, but forgets to title it, so no one knows if they want to click on it. We play it for you. We also play the “Cunt Song,” which is the other video Tony sent without a title. Tony tries to get Nhat a date, in the creepiest way possible. We talk a bit about older rock bands.

Episode 16: Beta Ray Bill Was Just A Space Anteater

Intro song of the week:

“Losing My Mind” – Chimaira

Featured album of the week (Judas Priest – Redeemer of Souls):

“Battle Cry” – Judas Priest

Outro song of the week:

“Convalescence” – Darkest Hour
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