It’s National Gumbo Day, National Free Thought Day, National Costume Swap Day and Clergy Appreciation Day. Tony is back from Texas, reporting on his experience from Austin City Limits. Tony talks about farm fresh eggs and Nhat is wondering how fresh they really are. Tony is spooked by his significant other going to the bathroom. They hypothesize about an encounter with a possible intruder. They talk about a possible Spider-Man team up with the Avengers. Ebola news comes up and another retarded theory comes up.
It’s National Techies Day and World Smile Day. Victoria joins in on the show. It’s Tony’s magical episode 27 number. We talk about the significance of that number. Tony’s rap name is Baby Nug and you’ll have to tune in to find out why. Somehow chihuahua queefes are mentioned and Tony chimes in on his expertise with the chihuahua anatomy. Victoria remembers a teacher that creeped out on her. They play a music challenge in tribute to Mr. Music, Tony. Tony brings everybody down (yet again
It’s National Good Neighbor Day, National Strawberry Cream Pie Day and National Gold Star Mother’s Day. Victoria joins in on the show and we play her her first sound byte. Nhat hates his neighbors and relishes whatever quiet time he gets and Tony is the complete opposite. Tony and Nhat talking about attending the Riot Fest 2014 and we all agree that Weezer sounds best from afar. Nhat and Tony were supposed to be on a podcast about wrestling and Nhat was a little glad that it was canceled because he knows jackshit about wrestling. We talk about morning cartoons for a bit. Tony introduces us to Pussy Cow the cartoon from the creator of Ren and Stimpy. Tony talks about his California trip finally and it seems like he was more annoyed about it than anything. We discuss how lame Houston is and reminisce about what childhood is like. There is talk of death and if your final death poop weighs anything.
Intro song of the week:
“Loyal Shadow” – Soilwork
Outro song of the week:
“Genocide For Praise – Vals For The Vitruvian Man” – Allegaeon
It’s National Talk Like A Pirate Day, National POW/MIA day, National Butterscotch Pudding Day, and National Tradesman Day. Victoria joins us for the show. We go into the longest intro ever. We talk about GWAR’s new frontwoman among other things. Shoutout to Annaleis (@wiretechgirl) of the Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks podcast as she had a two day marathon of our show and anyone that can put up with that deserves mad props. A sad moment in the podcast occurs when Tony announces the death of his co-worker. Nhat wonders what Tony does all day since he’s always winning tickets at work and then wishes there were something called a fuckometer that measures in real time how many fuck-bombs are dropped during a recording. Nhat poses a question of the week that probably should have stayed inside his head. We discuss the upcoming Deadpool movie. We try to figure out why Victoria is such a snob. We talk about the Facebook version for the wealthy and go into Tony’s old crime spree.
We interview our old friend and Tony’s ex-bandmate, Dave (A.K.A. Arc Rev One). We talk about the old Houston rock music scene a bit. We talk about the breakup of Acid Country, Dave moving to California and then China and the birth of Arc Rev One. Dave discusses the difference between his old rock band and composing electronica. Check out Arc Rev One’s sites on:
It’s National Cream Filled Donut Day. Dave (Arc Rev One) joins us for our main show. We go into weather patterns and if it’s changed over the past many years. There’s mention of the government entity HAARP and if it controls the weather. Tony goes into politics, which prompts Dave to reluctantly chime in his views. We talk about the limits we would go to to avoid being homeless. We somehow get onto the subject of transexuals. Tony admits that he spends an unhealthy amount of time worrying who’s checking out his butt. Tony and Nhat talk about the Oddball Comedy Fest they attended at Red Rocks and Nhat’s creepy douche of a co-worker. We also went to go see Maze Runner on a couple of free passes and give our review. We unleash another poop-filled episode of “Who’s Shittier?”
It’s National Grandparents Day, National Neither Rain Nor Snow Day, National Grandma Moses Day, National Acorn Squash Day and National Salami Day. Nhat’s friend Victoria sits in as a guest host today. Tony starts off the podcast on a down note and talks about his grandparents’ passing. Tony talks about the little people that stayed with him the past few days and Nhat talks about his hiking hell. They all talk about the cosmic number 23 and its significance.
“Doing nothing for others is the undoing of ourselves.” ― Horace Mann. It’s National Toasted Marshmallows Day. We record a rare Friday night podcast because Tony has house guests this weekend. Tony’s cousin’s cousin lost her dog. We react to DC Comics’ statement that they’re not going to have any humor in their future movies. We talk about greed and the downfalls of money. Lucid dreaming comes into the conversation and then mercifully, Nhat’s laptop starts to die, which prompts the outro.
It’s National Peach Pie Day and National Waffle Day. We discuss a recent Twitter follower who may have been offended by our podcast after just one episode. Nhat softens his stance on DC Comics. We talk about cats, dogs, psychedelics and Gauntlet TV, where you can view metal videos from your Roku. Nhat gives an update on the psychopath that set his complex on fire.
It’s National Thrift Store Day and National Vanilla Custard Day. We wonder what Snausages taste like and what they’re made out of. Tony got a free ticket to see Chimaira and Allegaeon. Tony meets an annoying 36-year-old that refuses to change. Tony reveals his gangsta name, “Tony 3 Meats.” You’ll have to tune in to find out why. We lament about the passing of Robin Williams and Nhat can relate to that kind of loss, unfortunately.
Apparently, Nhat couldn’t yo-yo to save his life and Tony is appalled at how useless he is. Nhat has one week to learn how to yo-yo and learn to play the harmonica.