Nhat has a mishap with his stupid hobby. We complain about daylight savings time, we introduce the death metal rooster and have a brief discussion about our impending doom because people are naturally gross. We discuss worst toy ideas.
We were away the last few weeks and Tony explains why right after the intro song. James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo, Mr. Bungle, crazy accidents, dueling sisters, shitty music, testicle news, and much, much more sprinkle this episode with deliciousness.
We start off not wanting to go on but then Pandora showed up, so we had to stay with the show. We wonder about animals going after your testicles and how llamas would attack your crotch. We have an extended Fart News segment as Nhat forgot to get some bands for Who’s Shittier?
Tony starts lamenting that he’s no good at anything and Nhat isn’t in a position to disagree. We go on to lament about the country and life in general. Nhat gets weird about helicopter deaths (R.I.P., Kobe).
We start off talking about overbites and big gums which then leads to trying to figure out what the face taint area is called, which we then find out is a Cupid’s Bow dimple. Nhat tries to “Yang” a Craiglist buyer. Tony wants to go into business 3D printing vaginas.
Intro Song of the Week:
“I Am Ahab” – Mastodon
Featured Song of the Week:
“The Diary Of Jane (Acoustic)” – Breaking Benjamin
We start off talking about how slow Tony’s brain works, how small talk is uncomfortable and possibly joining a spore club but having to pay a steep price for getting in. Tony worries that his head will be disproportionately large in comparison to his body if he loses weight. Other topics include slug sex, birds that chirp-complain, fighting squirrels, and mice choking other mice.
We start out talking about Nhat’s 3D printer and all of the useless crap he’d print out with it. Tony regrets his high school hair choices and we talk about attack moves you could use if you were incapacitated.