March 5

Episode 134: A Beer For One

We’re back from a brief hiatus. It’s Absinthe, Cheese Doodle and Multiple Personality Day. Tony goes on too long about Trump again. We play every promo we’ve made, just to kill time. We also have a few news articles and “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 134: A Beer For One

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Wine In My Hand (Third From The Sun)” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Youth Wasted” – The Bronx

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Satan Is Real” – Kreator

 

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March 4

Episode 133.5 – The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately (The Complete Epic Saga)

By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.

Episode 133.5: The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately – The Complete Epic Saga

The Cast
  • Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
  • Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
  • Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
  • Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
  • Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
  • Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
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February 5

Episode 133: Anus Pride

It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl for half a second.

Episode 133: Anus Pride

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Army Of Storms” – Kreator

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nihilistic Overdrive” – Disarmonia Mundi

 

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January 22

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Laser Lobotomy” – Blotted Science

Featured song of the week:

“Saferwaters” – Chevelle

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Iceberg Dances” – Sepultura

 

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January 8

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

It’s National Bubble Bath Day, Winter Skin Relief, English Toffee and JoyGerm Day. We start the show talking about eating guinea pigs. Nhat recalls his hamster Darwin, who took a flying leap off of a third floor apartment and ended up completely fine. Tony laments his last bong that was broken with the cold. We talk about eating detergent pellets and who sang the song “Butterscotch People.” Tony has a Zack sighting.

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

Intro song of the week:

“Red Marble & Gold” – Nightmare

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Reflect The Storm” – In Flames

 

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January 2

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

It’s New Year’s Day. Nhat limits Tony’s Trump complaints to thirty seconds. Tony gets a stick pony for his white elephant and just leaves it. Tony’s sister thinks he’s fatter than he is. Nhat makes a drawing of Mr. Snooch. The title of this episode is a lyric from one of the Who’s Shittier candidates. Guess which one.

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Auld Lang Syne” – Girlschool

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Dig” – Painted Wives

 

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December 11

Episode 129: Stop Triggering Me

It’s National Noodle Ring Day. We get into Trump talk, of course, and then lead into a new infomercial promo. Tony reviews “A Christmas Horror Movie” and Nhat plays a movie challenge for Tony. We discuss feedback in songs. We do “WTF Is The Potato Chip In My Jell-o?”

Episode 129: Stop Triggering Me

Intro song of the week:

“All Hail Science” – Allegaeon

Featured song of the week:

“Close To Me” – Vendetta Red

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Square One” – Millennia
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December 5

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

It’s National Sock Day, National Cookie Day and National Dice Day. Nhat is still sick, so blame this shitty show on him.

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Cut And Run” – Archelon

Featured song of the week:

“Keep On Runnin'” – Anthrax

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nowhere” – Heaven Shall Burn
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November 27

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

It’s National Craft Jerky Day and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Nhat tries to get Tony to assign an animal face to listener Pandora. We bullshit about pointless things. We play a German version of the Movie Challenge Game and Pokemon or Urban Dictionary (don’t ask, just listen). There’s a minute of extra nothingness after the outro song, just as an FYI.

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

Intro song of the week:

“Wallflower” – In Flames

Featured song of the week:

“Holding Out For A Hero” – Graveworm

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Before I Fall” – In Flames
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November 13

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

It’s National Indian Pudding Day. After all kinds of weird technical issues, we go right into the elections and Tony has his friend Thomas call into Skype for his two cents. They go into the toxic environment of social media, most notably, Facebook. Tony goes out to drown his sorrows at a “bro” bar.

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Oriental Masquerade” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Viva Presidente Trump!” – Brujeria

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Gray Matter Mechanics – Apassionata Ex Machinea” – Allegaeon
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