January 22

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?”

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Laser Lobotomy” – Blotted Science

Featured song of the week:

“Saferwaters” – Chevelle

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Iceberg Dances” – Sepultura

 

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January 8

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

It’s National Bubble Bath Day, Winter Skin Relief, English Toffee and JoyGerm Day. We start the show talking about eating guinea pigs. Nhat recalls his hamster Darwin, who took a flying leap off of a third floor apartment and ended up completely fine. Tony laments his last bong that was broken with the cold. We talk about eating detergent pellets and who sang the song “Butterscotch People.” Tony has a Zack sighting.

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

Intro song of the week:

“Red Marble & Gold” – Nightmare

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Reflect The Storm” – In Flames

 

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January 2

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

It’s New Year’s Day. Nhat limits Tony’s Trump complaints to thirty seconds. Tony gets a stick pony for his white elephant and just leaves it. Tony’s sister thinks he’s fatter than he is. Nhat makes a drawing of Mr. Snooch. The title of this episode is a lyric from one of the Who’s Shittier candidates. Guess which one.

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Auld Lang Syne” – Girlschool

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Dig” – Painted Wives

 

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December 11

Episode 129: Stop Triggering Me

It’s National Noodle Ring Day. We get into Trump talk, of course, and then lead into a new infomercial promo. Tony reviews “A Christmas Horror Movie” and Nhat plays a movie challenge for Tony. We discuss feedback in songs. We do “WTF Is The Potato Chip In My Jell-o?”

Episode 129: Stop Triggering Me

Intro song of the week:

“All Hail Science” – Allegaeon

Featured song of the week:

“Close To Me” – Vendetta Red

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Square One” – Millennia
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December 5

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

It’s National Sock Day, National Cookie Day and National Dice Day. Nhat is still sick, so blame this shitty show on him.

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Cut And Run” – Archelon

Featured song of the week:

“Keep On Runnin'” – Anthrax

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nowhere” – Heaven Shall Burn
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November 27

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

It’s National Craft Jerky Day and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Nhat tries to get Tony to assign an animal face to listener Pandora. We bullshit about pointless things. We play a German version of the Movie Challenge Game and Pokemon or Urban Dictionary (don’t ask, just listen). There’s a minute of extra nothingness after the outro song, just as an FYI.

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

Intro song of the week:

“Wallflower” – In Flames

Featured song of the week:

“Holding Out For A Hero” – Graveworm

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Before I Fall” – In Flames
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November 13

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

It’s National Indian Pudding Day. After all kinds of weird technical issues, we go right into the elections and Tony has his friend Thomas call into Skype for his two cents. They go into the toxic environment of social media, most notably, Facebook. Tony goes out to drown his sorrows at a “bro” bar.

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Oriental Masquerade” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Viva Presidente Trump!” – Brujeria

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Gray Matter Mechanics – Apassionata Ex Machinea” – Allegaeon
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November 6

Episode 125: Pterodactyls Making Shit Angels

It’s National Nachos Day, Saxophone Day, and Daylight Savings Time Ends. Tony reminisces about his old cum dumpster tweet. Nhat struggles with technical difficulties. Tony makes up a new word because he’s too stupid to talk like a normal person. We go into a review about the Tool show at the Pepsi Center and the new Dr. Strange movie.

Episode 125: Pterodactyls Making Shit Angels

Intro song of the week:

“In The Sleep Of Death” – Triptykon

Featured song of the week:

“After The War” – Sleep Station

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Opiate” – Tool
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October 23

Episode 124: Your Butt Butters My Popcorn

Tony and Nhat talk about being president and how you need a lot of blubber like Whale Boy for that job. We talk about testing out vibrators through your clothes and consider marketing The Asshole Bag and the best way to use cadavers. Tony’s dressed up as a girl at least three times that we know of. We get into mole talk and how it’s better than having truck nuts hanging from your armpit like Adolf had. Tony studies the history of bukkake. Tony sings “One Sad Penis” to the tune of The Gambler.

Episode 124: Your Butt Butters My Popcorn

Intro song of the week:

“Wings Of Solitude” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Western World” – Pennywise

Outro Song Of The Week:

“MonstroCity” – Meshuggah
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October 16

Episode 123: The Penile Necrosis With The Mostest

It’s National Liqueur Day, Dictionary Day, Feral Cat Day, and Department Store Day. Tony regrets not getting hookers and heroin during his free time away from significant other. Tony is willing to let another guy sniff his beard. Tony knows way too much about what bands are on which record labels. Nhat has a friend that slacks even more than Tony. We wish Lorne from the Bold And Belligerent podcast a happy birthday. We have a 1-minute song challenge and Who’s Shittier?
Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Episode 123: The Penile Necrosis With The Mostest

Intro song of the week:

“Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” – Behemoth

Featured song of the week:

“Dream All Day” – The Posies

Outro Song Of The Week:

“To Walk Alone” – Kylesa
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