December 5

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

It’s National Sock Day, National Cookie Day and National Dice Day. Nhat is still sick, so blame this shitty show on him.

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Cut And Run” – Archelon

Featured song of the week:

“Keep On Runnin'” – Anthrax

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nowhere” – Heaven Shall Burn
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November 27

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

It’s National Craft Jerky Day and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Nhat tries to get Tony to assign an animal face to listener Pandora. We bullshit about pointless things. We play a German version of the Movie Challenge Game and Pokemon or Urban Dictionary (don’t ask, just listen). There’s a minute of extra nothingness after the outro song, just as an FYI.

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

Intro song of the week:

“Wallflower” – In Flames

Featured song of the week:

“Holding Out For A Hero” – Graveworm

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Before I Fall” – In Flames
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November 13

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

It’s National Indian Pudding Day. After all kinds of weird technical issues, we go right into the elections and Tony has his friend Thomas call into Skype for his two cents. They go into the toxic environment of social media, most notably, Facebook. Tony goes out to drown his sorrows at a “bro” bar.

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Oriental Masquerade” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Viva Presidente Trump!” – Brujeria

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Gray Matter Mechanics – Apassionata Ex Machinea” – Allegaeon
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November 6

Episode 125: Pterodactyls Making Shit Angels

It’s National Nachos Day, Saxophone Day, and Daylight Savings Time Ends. Tony reminisces about his old cum dumpster tweet. Nhat struggles with technical difficulties. Tony makes up a new word because he’s too stupid to talk like a normal person. We go into a review about the Tool show at the Pepsi Center and the new Dr. Strange movie.

Episode 125: Pterodactyls Making Shit Angels

Intro song of the week:

“In The Sleep Of Death” – Triptykon

Featured song of the week:

“After The War” – Sleep Station

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Opiate” – Tool
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October 23

Episode 124: Your Butt Butters My Popcorn

Tony and Nhat talk about being president and how you need a lot of blubber like Whale Boy for that job. We talk about testing out vibrators through your clothes and consider marketing The Asshole Bag and the best way to use cadavers. Tony’s dressed up as a girl at least three times that we know of. We get into mole talk and how it’s better than having truck nuts hanging from your armpit like Adolf had. Tony studies the history of bukkake. Tony sings “One Sad Penis” to the tune of The Gambler.

Episode 124: Your Butt Butters My Popcorn

Intro song of the week:

“Wings Of Solitude” – Celtic Frost

Featured song of the week:

“Western World” – Pennywise

Outro Song Of The Week:

“MonstroCity” – Meshuggah
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October 16

Episode 123: The Penile Necrosis With The Mostest

It’s National Liqueur Day, Dictionary Day, Feral Cat Day, and Department Store Day. Tony regrets not getting hookers and heroin during his free time away from significant other. Tony is willing to let another guy sniff his beard. Tony knows way too much about what bands are on which record labels. Nhat has a friend that slacks even more than Tony. We wish Lorne from the Bold And Belligerent podcast a happy birthday. We have a 1-minute song challenge and Who’s Shittier?
Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Episode 123: The Penile Necrosis With The Mostest

Intro song of the week:

“Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” – Behemoth

Featured song of the week:

“Dream All Day” – The Posies

Outro Song Of The Week:

“To Walk Alone” – Kylesa
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October 9

Episode 122: Frosting On The Uterus

It’s National Leif Erikson Day, National Pro-Life Cupcake Day, National Moldy Cheese Day and National Chess Day. We’re only one hour late this week, so we’re getting better. We start off talking about having the shit awards and having a shit-off contest and the band Green Jell-o. Tony wants to petition for time to go slower, however the fuck that’s going to work. We talk about Luke Cage since Tony finally saw it. We have a movie quiz that Tony fails miserably.

Episode 122: Frosting On The Uterus

Intro song of the week:

“Nice Dreams” – Powermad

Featured song of the week:

“M-Theory Overture” – Watchtower

Outro Song Of The Week:

“The Moth” – Death Angel
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October 2

Episode 121: Sea Monkey-toberfest

It’s a late show today because Nhat decided to binge-watch Luke Cage instead of working on the show. Within the first few minutes, we talk about sex for King Soopers gift cards and diarrhea. We then go on a rant about Sea Monkeys for no good reason at all. We cover Free The Nipple and nipplekinis. Of course, we have to go back on topic where we discuss personalized Sea Monkeys with your own face on them. Nhat goes on a clip frenzy.
Who’s Shittier? candidates:

 

Episode 121: Sea Monkey-toberfest

Intro song of the week:

“Slaytan” – Volbeat

Featured song of the week:

“Veil Of Deception” – Death Angel

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Deathless” – Revocation
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September 25

Episode 120: The Soundtrack To Your Suicide

It’s National One-Hit Wonder Day, Comic Book Day, Tune-Up Day, along with a few others. We start off talking about being transgender or bisexual. Tony then goes into the bad news he had postponed talking about in our last episode. We talk about how we’d like our bodies to be handled once we’re dead. We do Porn or No? and then the 30 Minute Challenge. It was a meh episode on a meh night.

Episode 120: The Soundtrack To Your Suicide

Intro song of the week:

“Lament Of A Mortal Soul” – Arch Enemy

Featured song of the week:

“Go It Alone” – Strung Out

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Demons Of An Intricate Design” – Allegaeon
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September 18

Episode 119: The Magic Finger Of Sunshine

It’s National Air Force Birthday, Cheeseburger Day, HIV/AIDS Aging Awareness Day and Wife Appreciation Day. We start off the show talking about fistulas and then delivering AIDS to people. We cover Riot Fest Denver 2016. We bitch about transplants, again. Tony visits the Best Buy of weed. We have a version of “Who’s Shittier?” from Henno.

Episode 119: The Magic Finger Of Sunshine

Intro song of the week:

“Erroneous Manipulation” – Meshuggah

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Forged In The Heart Of A Dying Star” – Byzantine
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