Frakking Cat and Dustin visit our online chat. Don’t forget to wait until after the outro song to hear more… well, actually, it’s just more useless banter. Yeah, bad idea. Just move on. We play “Porn or No?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?”
Nhat talks about a dumb co-worker. Then he tries to find a penis shaped plant while Tony is obsessed with a naked man plant. Tony doesn’t think his significant other knows anything about fisting. We try to figure out which country is the top fisting one. We ruminate about the Texas dildo law.
Tony can’t grasp the concept of playlists for some dumbass reason. Tony talks about death, as per usual. We try to pay homage to Aretha Franklin, in the worst way possible. Tony’s dream is to meet Laetitia Casta. Nhat reveals a high-pitched Tony compilation. We play “Who’s Shittier?” and unveil the Lo Fi Book Club.
Tony needs drugs, so he’s proposing we start taking more hallucinogens. That leads back into oujia board talk from Tony. We propose starting a second podcast, called “The Godfathers of Productivity,” which will be hugely successful because it’s more fake than anything. Nhat questions tattoos and silicone implants for corpses. We play “Who’s Shittier?”
Tony talks about his regretful return to Texas and Nhat’s nutty family. To his own surprise, he finds that he doesn’t want to lay into Adolf as much as he thought. Whataburger disappoints. Tony is extremely easily triggered staying at Nhat’s family’s place. We have Ghana news and Who’s Shittier?
We start off talking about the differences in our attitude over unwanted guests. We then brainstorm about more efficient headstones. Tony loafs around another Comic-Con job. Nhat thinks a bikini made of dead people’s nipples has a chance of trending.
We start off having all kinds of issues with the Lo Fi Show laptop dying over and over.. clearly a sign that a higher power doesn’t want this show on.. which makes us all the more determined to shit on everyone’s earlobes. So if the beginning seems scattered, it’s because we started over three times before it finally took. Tony talks briefly about his housemate problem.
Tony’s tired from watching Avengers: Infinity War and threatens to tell spoilers throughout the show. Some kid thinks Tony sounds like Garfield the cat. We review Kiss: Phantom of the Park and then watched Barbarella in the background.