It’s an off Sunday when we’re actually on. We discuss what the Lo Fi batsignal would look like. Tony describes what side-slacking means. We talk about hiring Rambo for North Korea and Nhat fanboys over him. Then we get into a discussion of miniaturizing people. Nhat has an uncomfortable Poop Corner and Tony goes into expanding holes and after farts. I forget what happens next. It was a blur of stupidity.
It’s a Labor Day and we start off with a story of a guy that wants to eat fat Mexican farts. We quickly get distracted by kids playing outside and want to start a kiddie fight club. We go into Tony’s new job and how he actually has to work now, security badges and Game of Thrones and Defenders reviews.
We’re back! We start talking about my cats and their genitals. Tony gets a change in employment and talks about an unpopular ex-boss. Nhat tries to convince Tony to do something extreme with his facial hair before he cuts it.
We start off complaining about phlegm and why it’s useless. Tony talks about his sickness and mispronounces linoleum, which causes Nhat to mispronounce it as well. We have more technical issues with the mixer, which is a sign from Satan that we should quit. We discuss the state of the show and if we’re going to quit for good or not. Nhat gives Tony a strange twist on the movie challenge.
It’s National Cherish an Antique, Chinese Almond Cookie, Former POW Recognition, Name Yourself and Winston Churchill Day. Tony talks about the Donald Trump porno. Nhat loses interest in what Tony’s saying. We discuss possibly seeing Hall and Oates. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary and 1 Minute Challenge.
It’s Epilepsy Awareness, National Nougat and National Spinach day. Tony’s hung over because of a wedding party at his cousin’s. Tony wants LSD to fix his sinuses. We try to figure out how Tony got pinkeye. We play Porn Or No? and Nhat has slogans for the Colorado Avalanche. We give an update on Iron Fist.
It’s National Certified Nurses, Chocolate Caramel, Let’s Laugh and Poultry Day. We start off with technical issues. We talk about sloppy joes, musket suicide, being spied on by the government and baby snot. We have a movie quiz.
We’re back from a brief hiatus. It’s Absinthe, Cheese Doodle and Multiple Personality Day. Tony goes on too long about Trump again. We play every promo we’ve made, just to kill time. We also have a few news articles and “Who’s Shittier?”
By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.
Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl for half a second.