It’s National Nachos Day, Saxophone Day, and Daylight Savings Time Ends. Tony reminisces about his old cum dumpster tweet. Nhat struggles with technical difficulties. Tony makes up a new word because he’s too stupid to talk like a normal person. We go into a review about the Tool show at the Pepsi Center and the new Dr. Strange movie.
Tony and Nhat talk about being president and how you need a lot of blubber like Whale Boy for that job. We talk about testing out vibrators through your clothes and consider marketing The Asshole Bag and the best way to use cadavers. Tony’s dressed up as a girl at least three times that we know of. We get into mole talk and how it’s better than having truck nuts hanging from your armpit like Adolf had. Tony studies the history of bukkake. Tony sings “One Sad Penis” to the tune of The Gambler.
It’s National Liqueur Day, Dictionary Day, Feral Cat Day, and Department Store Day. Tony regrets not getting hookers and heroin during his free time away from significant other. Tony is willing to let another guy sniff his beard. Tony knows way too much about what bands are on which record labels. Nhat has a friend that slacks even more than Tony. We wish Lorne from the Bold And Belligerent podcast a happy birthday. We have a 1-minute song challenge and Who’s Shittier?
It’s National Leif Erikson Day, National Pro-Life Cupcake Day, National Moldy Cheese Day and National Chess Day. We’re only one hour late this week, so we’re getting better. We start off talking about having the shit awards and having a shit-off contest and the band Green Jell-o. Tony wants to petition for time to go slower, however the fuck that’s going to work. We talk about Luke Cage since Tony finally saw it. We have a movie quiz that Tony fails miserably.
It’s a late show today because Nhat decided to binge-watch Luke Cage instead of working on the show. Within the first few minutes, we talk about sex for King Soopers gift cards and diarrhea. We then go on a rant about Sea Monkeys for no good reason at all. We cover Free The Nipple and nipplekinis. Of course, we have to go back on topic where we discuss personalized Sea Monkeys with your own face on them. Nhat goes on a clip frenzy.
It’s National One-Hit Wonder Day, Comic Book Day, Tune-Up Day, along with a few others. We start off talking about being transgender or bisexual. Tony then goes into the bad news he had postponed talking about in our last episode. We talk about how we’d like our bodies to be handled once we’re dead. We do Porn or No? and then the 30 Minute Challenge. It was a meh episode on a meh night.
It’s National Air Force Birthday, Cheeseburger Day, HIV/AIDS Aging Awareness Day and Wife Appreciation Day. We start off the show talking about fistulas and then delivering AIDS to people. We cover Riot Fest Denver 2016. We bitch about transplants, again. Tony visits the Best Buy of weed. We have a version of “Who’s Shittier?” from Henno.
It’s National Cherry Turnovers Day. We talk about doing 12 minute shows instead of an hour and a half. We have a movie quiz for Tony. Then we go into acid, mushrooms and cows marking their territory with poop. Nut talk makes an appearance.
It’s National Brazilian Blowout Day, National Spumoni Day and National Senior Citizens Day. We talk about geriatric skydiving, foreign anal objects, and an invention to remove butthole hairs. Nhat has some new slogans for food. We review Pete’s Dragon, War Dogs and Stranger Things. We have longtime listener Emma call in to give her review of her first concert with Slipknot and Marilyn Manson and her meeting of The Lo Fi Show. We have “Who’s Shittier?”
It’s National Purple Heart, Lighthouse, Raspberries N’ Cream, American Family, Friendship and Sisters Day. We talk about hetero and gay lameness. Nhat tries to get Tony to have breakfast with him and Tony thinks it’s creepy to have breakfast together. We have some potential new news segment ideas. Tony sees Suicide Squad and as Nhat predicted, it kinda sucked. Nhat reviews The Little Prince. Tony plays a music trivia game.