It’s National Chocolate Mousse Day, National Find A Rainbow Day and National Tweed Day. We do quizzes that should’ve happened during the 100th episode. We have a new episode of Johnny Cum Lately. We document the moment in time where Tony might have said the dumbest thing in the universe. We discuss the journey of shit.
It’s National Fruitcake Day. Nhat and Tony go to see Star Wars again on Christmas Eve and Nhat finds some things wrong with it. We talk about new segments for the show, like trying out budget sex toys on YouTube. We talk about the creepiest things that have happened to us. We go into how much we’d take for an indecent proposal (or a pretty decent one, to be honest).
It’s National Pawnbrokers Day, National Microwave Oven Day, National Gazpacho Day, St. Nicholas Day, Miners’ Day and the first day of Chanukah. We talk about dead brothers, dead bodies, swastika parties, Scott Weiland, walls of fart, walls of shit, and a site called Porn For The Blind.
I couldn’t be bothered with telling you what national day it is. I should be taking a break from the show and instead, I’m doing this shit… endlessly working to provide six people with some entertainment for an hour or so. This show goes into Zack, the blind kid with the mumblemouth.
It’s National Cranberry Relish Day. Tony is late and we discuss Zack and going long for this show since we’re taking next weekend off. We do a review of Jessica Jones, albeit a pretty crude one. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent podcast Skypes in. We go into if Cunt and Twat had a knife fight, who would win? This is an extra long episode of dumbness. Happy Thanksgiving and see you guys in December!
It’s National Something day, but the site went down and I don’t remember what Tony said. What else is new? We talk about Deathgasm, eating period blood, we even get into UFC and NHL a little bit. We go into random questions and advice. We get off on a tangent. Then we get off on a tangerine.
Intro song of the week:
“Fire Lances of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians” – The Sword
It’s National Cappuccino Day, National Harvey Wallbanger Day, National Parents as Teachers Day and National STEM/STEAM Day. We start talking about our first boners for some reason and Tony’s weird obsession for severed breasts. Then Tony goes into full Muttley mode after the intro. We get into weird fetishes. Tony has another Zack report. Dustin of The Roundabout Podcast submits a YouTube video of what might possibly be the worst song ever. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvTIAqFWgI.
It’s National Chocolate Cupcake Day and National No Beard Day. We have a blind dude update and talk about walking around naked, fish feeling like inside-out anuses, and then everybody piles on Tony because he tries to get out of doing the podcast by making up a lie about someone picking up furniture at his place.