It’s National Cherry Turnovers Day. We talk about doing 12 minute shows instead of an hour and a half. We have a movie quiz for Tony. Then we go into acid, mushrooms and cows marking their territory with poop. Nut talk makes an appearance.
It’s National Brazilian Blowout Day, National Spumoni Day and National Senior Citizens Day. We talk about geriatric skydiving, foreign anal objects, and an invention to remove butthole hairs. Nhat has some new slogans for food. We review Pete’s Dragon, War Dogs and Stranger Things. We have longtime listener Emma call in to give her review of her first concert with Slipknot and Marilyn Manson and her meeting of The Lo Fi Show. We have “Who’s Shittier?”
It’s National Purple Heart, Lighthouse, Raspberries N’ Cream, American Family, Friendship and Sisters Day. We talk about hetero and gay lameness. Nhat tries to get Tony to have breakfast with him and Tony thinks it’s creepy to have breakfast together. We have some potential new news segment ideas. Tony sees Suicide Squad and as Nhat predicted, it kinda sucked. Nhat reviews The Little Prince. Tony plays a music trivia game.
It’s National Raspberry Cake Day and National Mutt Day. We start off talking about Jesus, the original David Copperfield. Tony starts to get negative right away, so Nhat plays an excerpt from the Bold and Belligerent’s episode 102 where they give us constructive criticism on our show, so it was played to confront Tony with his attitude. Nhat challenges Tony to “Guess That Lick” or get a kick to the nuts. Our friend Dave sent us a link for a poo-themed restaurant, so our conversation all goes downhill from there when we come with our own café.
It’s National Thermal Engineers, Tequila, Drive-Thru and Cousins and Parents Day. We have Johnny Cum Lately episode 17, the finale! We start off the show talking about our absence last week, the return of Zack, the blind boy with the mumble mouth, and some unwanted attention that Tony got from his Mr. Metal t-shirt. Nhat makes a smart purchase for once, according to Tony. Nhat reviews Dark Star: HR Giger’s World and Tony reviews the new Ghostbusters.
Tony and Nhat complain about life, so obviously, it’s uncharted territory for us. Tony gets a random survey and takes the call on air. We get into work shit with Poop Corner. It’s National Clerihew Day and National Pina Colada Day. We have a movie review on “Swiss Army Man.” We talk about going on The Bold and Belligerent’s 100th episode. We discuss the decline of the western civilization. We play a promo from We Are Not Here To Please You. Also, we have Johnny Cum Lately episode 16.
It’s National Fried Clam Day, National Eat Your Beans Day, and National Chocolate Wafer Day. Tony gets into why we missed the last episode. Nhat wants to make a marionette puppet out of his deceased cat when he/she goes. We try to see how long it takes for new Mixlr listeners before they leave, then trying to play annoying things to make them leave. We talk about Scarlett Johansson’s boobs as a reward for the Make-A-Wish foundation. Nhat complains about the evils of EASports. We have Johnny Cum Lately episode 15.
It’s National Turkey Lovers’ Day, Father’s Day, National Martini Day. We start off with some adlibbing and it’s clear we should stick to some sort of script. This was almost a 2 hour show and it’s obvious we’re favoring quantity over quality. We talk about Goo Goo Dolls for some dumb reason, Denver Comicon 2016 and which one of us was weirder. We get to see Stan Lee in person, which was our only highlight. We have late listeners, so we try to stay on longer for god knows what dumb-ass reason.
It’s National Coconut Cream Pie Day, National Have A Coke Day and Mother’s Day. We do a movie review on Captain America: Civil War and then that leads into another movie review, Zeta One. This time, the review is by Doctor Ben. We talk about religion and what is and what isn’t considered a religion. We discuss moving up Josh’s power rankings of the Bold And Belligerent podcast reviews. Someone uploaded a PDF of the Satanic Children’s Coloring Book, which we talked about a few episodes ago and we have copy of it here. Johnny Cum Lately Episode 09 finishes off the show.