March 15

Episode 330: Sperm Race 3000

We start off talking about aging rockers and naturally segue into different types of pizza. Tony is thinking of de-curling his hair and Nhat thinks he’d look stupid. Nhat gives Tony a thorough classic metal band quiz. We discuss the sperm racing in the UK for our Day In Cum segment.

Day In Cum:
You Can Now Apply To Represent The UK In The ‘Sperm Racing World Cup’


Intro Song of the Week:

“Confounder” – Heaven Shall Burn

Featured Song of the Week:

“Remember” – Millennia

Outro Song of the Week:

Curtain Fire” – Enforced
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March 1

Episode 329: The Least Self-Aware Person At The Show

We talk about conspiracy theories, rich people, politics, among other random things. We go to see Bad Omens at Ball Arena and of course, there’s an annoying guy in front of us making an ass of himself. We have a Most Boring Article about naked mole rats and we play Pokemon Or Urban Dictionary.

Most Boring Articles:
Intestinal Barrier Function In The Naked Mole-Rat: An Emergent Model For Gastrointestinal Insights


Intro Song of the Week:

“Rusty Nail” – Grip Inc.

Featured Song of the Week:

“House Of The Rising Sun” – Lizzy McAlpine

Outro Song of the Week:

“Oceans Of Blood” – Pro-Pain
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February 15

Episode 328: My Uterus Told Me Your Sperm Tastes Funky

Tony wants to watch a list of the top 60 movies and names them off. We discuss Persian cinema. We discuss working at General Cinema in Houston. We discuss the homicide case of Kurt Cobain. Nhat encourages Tony to read because he doesn’t want to deal with his upcoming dementia. We talk about our first boobs and the death of James Van Der Beek. Uteruses can taste sperm, apparently and this article details how:

Day In Cum:
Women’s Uteruses Can Actually Taste ‘Bad’ Sperm – Here’s What It Means


Intro Song of the Week:

“Party Boots (Walking, Dancing & Rocking)” – Lennon Beasley

Featured Song of the Week:

“New Way Out” – Poppy

Outro Song of the Week:

“Rise And Fall” – Currents
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February 1

Episode 327: High At Jersey Mike’s

We start talking about how bitter people last forever. Nhat experiments with A.I. voices. Nhat and Tony go to Jersey Mike’s and both essentially got free food. Nhat’s using A.I. to help with the podcast. Nhat asks Tony if he could only listen to A.I. generated music or the list of all the “Who’s Shittier? candidates we’ve had and that’s all he could listen to, which he would choose.


Intro Song of the Week:

“Unspoken Oath” – Ancient Death

Outro Song of the Week:

“Despoiled” – Anciients
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January 4

Episode 326: Life Is Just A Squeaky McRib

We start off the new year talking random nonsense about the McRib, spaghetti, eating random things you’re not supposed to eat, nutrition and metal drummers. We discuss the prairie dog colonies outside of Nhat’s place that was wiped out for a women’s soccer field. We play “Guess That Riff” with Hard Rock and Thrash Metal genres to see which one Tony knows better.


Intro Song of the Week:

“Curse The Gods” – Destruction

Featured Song of the Week:

“The Gold” – Phoebe Bridgers

Outro Song of the Week:

“The End” – In Flames
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