April 14

Episode 297: Does That Tree Smell Like Semen, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news articles like chickens watching the eclipse, cicadas with STDs and trees that smell of semen. Tony has a severe dysfunction about trying to pronounce the word “cicada.”
Articles
WTF News: Chicken Dons Tiny Glasses To Watch Solar eclipse, Lays An Egg
Science News: Cicadas Are Nature’s Weirdos
Day In CumGet a Free Tree Just for Chopping Down a Jizz-Smelling One
Diarrhea News: Shaq Pleaded “I Have Diarrhea” After Cop Threatened to Arrest Him for Breaking Law

Intro Song of the Week:

“Agent Orange” – Heaven Shall Burn

Featured Song of the Week:

“It’s Tomorrow” – Overwhelming Colorfast

Outro Song of the Week:

“De Tes Yeux Bleus Perlés” – Celeste
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March 31

Episode 296: Stop Using Explosive Diarrhea As A Weapon

We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbor, whose dogs were torturing him for a month and a half. We read an article where sperm whales shoot diarrhea at attacking killer whales.
Articles
Diarrhea News: Sperm whales under attack by orcas defend themselves with a ‘poo-nami’

Intro Song of the Week:

Ultraviolet” – Fallujah

Outro Song of the Week:

“13th Moon” – Black Royal
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March 19

Episode 295: My Mucus Plug Goes To Eleven

Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Because of this, the quality was quite bad for a number of reasons. One, it was recorded very low – Tony’s voice comes through ok, but mine is hard to hear at times. Also, there’s an annoying click that sounds like a mouse click throughout the first half. I think it gets better later and tried to clean it up as best I could. There was a point where I thought I’d just dump it, but this entire show has been documenting our journey and all of the odd things we’ve gone through, whether they be boring, crazy or weird, so I figured I’d just keep it as it is “sort of” listenable. My apologies as I don’t normally want to publish anything of this quality, but it IS the Lo Fi Show, after all. Enjoy.. or, if not, hate it and sorry in advance. -Nhat \m/

Intro Song of the Week:

The Dehumanizing Process” – Chimaira

Outro Song of the Week:

“Bug Eyes” – Dredg
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March 3

Episode 294: Pretty People Have Smaller Balls

We start out talking about bands and the reforming of Slayer and whether or not it’s for a couple of dates or longer. Tony gets the band Every Time I Die and As I Lay Dying mixed up. We have Day In Cum, where there’s an article about artificial testicles that might be able to produce sperm, along with another article where pretty people have smaller testicles. A woman with two uteri has two babies in each one. Emma and Dustin join us to play Fact Or Crap.

Intro Song of the Week:

“Life Sentence” – Malevolence

Featured Song of the Week:

“March To The Sea” – Baroness

Outro Song of the Week:

“Meet Your Maker” – In Flames
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February 11

Episode 293: Way Too Enthusiastic About Your Bullshit

We start off talking about Tool, as they just recently played in Denver and Nhat gets confused as to how many Lollapaloozas he’s been to. Tony is fixated on Maynard James Keenan’s pubic hair for some odd reason. Tony has an awkward exchange with a co-worker, where both parties are competing with each other to be weirder than the other. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary and Movies and Music.

Intro Song of the Week:

“A Flag To Wave” – Currents

Outro Song of the Week:

“Cynosure” – In Flames
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