The Lo Fi Show

Nhat is wondering why people seem to get weird at gas stations. Nhat attends a Cinco De Mayo festival and gets a burger. Tony laments that he’s leaving nothing to the world but this stupid podcast. Tony’s Facebook gets hacked. We briefly talk sports and Nhat’s had it with his NHL team.

Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news articles like chickens watching the eclipse, cicadas with STDs and trees that smell of semen. Tony has a severe dysfunction about trying to pronounce the word “cicada.”

WTF News: Chicken Dons Tiny Glasses To Watch Solar eclipse, Lays An Egg

Science News: Cicadas Are Nature’s Weirdos

We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbor, whose dogs were torturing him for a month and a half. We read an article where sperm whales shoot diarrhea at attacking killer whales.

Diarrhea News: Sperm whales under attack by orcas defend themselves with a ‘poo-nami’

Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Because of this, the quality was quite bad for a number of reasons. One, it was recorded very low – Tony’s voice comes through ok, but mine is hard to hear at times. Also, there’s an annoying click that sounds like a mouse click throughout the first half. I think it gets better later and tried to clean it up as best I could. There was a point where I thought I’d just dump it, but this entire show has been documenting our journey and all of the odd things we’ve gone through, whether they be boring, crazy or weird, so I figured I’d just keep it as it is “sort of” listenable. My apologies as I don’t normally want to publish anything of this quality, but it IS the Lo Fi Show, after all. Enjoy.. or, if not, hate it and sorry in advance. -Nhat \m/