July 21

Episode 302: The Best Little Hoardhouse In Texas

Tony starts out talking about getting rid of his t-shirts with obscure references and the conversation goes into getting rid of things in general as Tony and Z host another garage sale. Nhat asks Tony what his most precious possessions are. Nhat somehow gets functioning things for free when trying to return them. Nhat discusses what happened with the last show that went missing. We talk about the Halloween show that was also ruined. Nhat has a weird idea for popsicle sticks. We play “Pokémon or Urban Dictionary.”


Intro Song of the Week:

“Off To War” – Behemoth

Featured Song of the Week:

“Phantoms” – Millennia

Outry Song of the Week:

“The Cave We Fear To Enter” – As I Lay Dying
Category: Podcast | LEAVE A COMMENT
June 16

Episode 301: Investing In Boners

Tony and Z mull over going to France for a wedding. We talk about the unhoused and what their thought processes would be. Tony gives a homeless woman ten dollars and we ruminate on what their thought processes would be. Tony and his co-workers have a get-together for a Juneteenth celebration. Tony mentions what his stock portfolio consists of.

Links
WTF News:
Blood-Red Crickets Invasion Wreaks Havoc On Nevada Roads And Residents
Testicle News:
16-Year-Old Loses Left Testicle Into Body While Picking Up Golf Ball


Intro Song of the Week:

“Mouth of Kala” – Gojira

Featured Song of the Week:

“How Long’s It Been?” – Reno Divorce

Outro Song of the Week:

“Rainbows” – While She Sleeps
Category: Podcast | LEAVE A COMMENT
June 2

Episode 300: Rotisserie Thiccen

Tony is craving donuts and a Frito pie and details his visit to the first Buc-ee’s in Colorado, which made his partner ill. Nhat remembers dropping a block of blood into his dad’s soup in Vietnam. We discuss Ozempic and general disappointment with rotisserie chickens. We play Pokémon or Urban Dictionary?

Links
Day In Cum:
Tiny Plastic Shards Found In Human Testicles, Study Says

WTF News:
Sausage Vending Machines Booming In Germany

Science News:
Have You Ever Had A ‘Ghost Poop’? Doctors Explain The Surprisingly Common Phenomenon


Intro Song of the Week:

“My Only Home” – As I Lay Dying

Outro Song of the Week:

“Burden” – As I Lay Dying
Category: Podcast | LEAVE A COMMENT
May 12

Episode 299: To My Family, I Bequeath.. This Dumb Ass Podcast

Nhat is wondering why people seem to get weird at gas stations. Nhat attends a Cinco De Mayo festival and gets a burger. Tony laments that he’s leaving nothing to the world but this stupid podcast. Tony’s Facebook gets hacked. We briefly talk sports and Nhat’s had it with his NHL team.

Links

Day In Cum:
How To Measure The Speed Of Honeybee Sperm

Disney Doesn’t Want Star Wars Fans To Enjoy Jizz Anymore

YouTube:
Squirrel Launches Itself Inside Home During Pizza Delivery


Intro Song of the Week:

“Gehenna” – Truckfighters

Featured Song of the Week:

“Chelsea Hotel No. 2” – Rufus Wainwright (Leonard Cohen cover)

Outro Song of the Week:

“Jaded” – Spiritbox
Category: Podcast | LEAVE A COMMENT
April 28

Episode 298: Rest In Peace, Half Of My Ass

We have a disagreement about the behavior of squirrels. Tony thinks his house may be haunted and declines getting a garage camera service probably at least partially for that reason. Nhat reviews Dune 2, Tony reviews Civil War and The Visitor and we discuss other A24 movies. Nhat has an aversion to turtle-faced people. In weird news, one woman has to have half of her ass removed and another woman brings a corpse into a bank to sign for a loan.

Links
WTF News:
Comic Gets Most Of Her buttocks Removed After Bad Cosmetic Surgery
Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’


Intro Song of the Week:

“Monster” – Currents

Featured Song of the Week:

“Comedians” – Riverboat Gamblers

Outro Song of the Week:

“Legion” – Tesseract
Category: Podcast | LEAVE A COMMENT