Tony can’t grasp the concept of playlists for some dumbass reason. Tony talks about death, as per usual. We try to pay homage to Aretha Franklin, in the worst way possible. Tony’s dream is to meet Laetitia Casta. Nhat reveals a high-pitched Tony compilation.  We play “Who’s Shittier?” and unveil the Lo Fi Book Club.

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Tony needs drugs, so he’s proposing we start taking more hallucinogens. That leads back into oujia board talk from Tony. We propose starting a second podcast, called “The Godfathers of Productivity,” which will be hugely successful because it’s more fake than anything. Nhat questions tattoos and silicone implants for corpses. We play “Who’s Shittier?”

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Tony talks about his regretful return to Texas and Nhat’s nutty family. To his own surprise, he finds that he doesn’t want to lay into Adolf as much as he thought. Whataburger disappoints. Tony is extremely easily triggered staying at Nhat’s family’s place. We have Ghana news and Who’s Shittier?

Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

We start off talking about the differences in our attitude over unwanted guests. We then brainstorm about more efficient headstones. Tony loafs around another Comic-Con job. Nhat thinks a bikini made of dead people’s nipples has a chance of trending.

Who’s Shittier? Candidates: