I couldn’t be bothered with telling you what national day it is. I should be taking a break from the show and instead, I’m doing this shit… endlessly working to provide six people with some entertainment for an hour or so. This show goes into Zack, the blind kid with the mumblemouth.
It’s National Cranberry Relish Day. Tony is late and we discuss Zack and going long for this show since we’re taking next weekend off. We do a review of Jessica Jones, albeit a pretty crude one. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent podcast Skypes in. We go into if Cunt and Twat had a knife fight, who would win? This is an extra long episode of dumbness. Happy Thanksgiving and see you guys in December!
It’s National Something day, but the site went down and I don’t remember what Tony said. What else is new? We talk about Deathgasm, eating period blood, we even get into UFC and NHL a little bit. We go into random questions and advice. We get off on a tangent. Then we get off on a tangerine.
Intro song of the week:
“Fire Lances of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians” – The Sword
It’s National Cappuccino Day, National Harvey Wallbanger Day, National Parents as Teachers Day and National STEM/STEAM Day. We start talking about our first boners for some reason and Tony’s weird obsession for severed breasts. Then Tony goes into full Muttley mode after the intro. We get into weird fetishes. Tony has another Zack report. Dustin of The Roundabout Podcast submits a YouTube video of what might possibly be the worst song ever. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvTIAqFWgI.
It’s National Family Literacy Day, National Cook For Your Pets Day, National Vinegar Day, National Deep Fried Clams Day, and National Brush Day. We start off talking about juggling knives with our faces. We run out of shit to say. Nhat comes up with some forgettable ideas for the 100th episode spectacular. We go into our respective Halloweens. We do Language Lessons with the Lo Fi Show and the 30 Second Challenge. We talk about medieval torture tactics.
Intro song of the week:
“I Am Tarantula” – Whalerider
Nhat unveils his fictitious death metal album cover for the Morbidní Varlata (which translates into Morbid Testicles in Czech) album “Parched With Cum And Dripping.” Here it is:
“Parched With Cum And Dying” – Morbidní Varlata (album front)
And here is the back of the album:
“Parched With Cum And Dying” – Morbidní Varlata (album back)