March 4

Episode 133.5 – The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately (The Complete Epic Saga)

By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.


The Cast
  • Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
  • Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
  • Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
  • Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
  • Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
  • Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
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August 9

Episode 70: We Could All Use A Cum Button

It’s National Book Lover’s Day, National Rice Pudding Day and National Veep Day. The show starts off rocky when Windows updates have to blame for the show being 2 hours late, and then Mixlr doesn’t work right. We get into Tony’s nephew needing to get laid and the possibility of Tony giving him a handjob when Mixlr listeners Lorne and Emma offer to do it for the low price of fast food. Nhat comes up with a potential book or movie called Johnny Cum Lately. You can probably guess what it might be about. We do “Who’s Shittier?” and talk about the difference between a high five and a low five. We talk about going good deeds in vain. Tony gets annoyed at someone that happened to facing his direction in another fast food booth. We get serious with the whole James Holmes trial and the death penalty. Nhat goes dark. We make fun of our past episodes.


Intro song of the week:

“Diary Of A Madman” – Ozzy Osbourne

Outro song of the week:

“Summon Everest” – Native Daughters
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