April 19

Episode 54 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 04

In episode 4 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Spanish for Tony and Polish for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Ano de Esqueleto, which translates into Skeleton Anus and Nhat’s band name is Gwaltowny Watroba, which is Polish for Violent Liver.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Ano de Esqueleto’s “Bloody Butthole”:


And here’s the back of Tony’s album:

 Ano de Esqueleto’s “Bloody Butthole” Song List:

1. Blood Will Flow
2. The Road To Success Is Paved With Fritos
3. Procrastibation
4. Sonic Plague
5. I’m Giving Up
6. Holy Shit, You’ll Buy Anything
7. I, Flobot

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Gwaltowny Watroba’s “Hepatitis Inside Us”:

And here’s the back of Nhat’s album:

Gwaltowny Watroba’s “Hepatitis Inside Us” Album Song List:

1. Liver Die
2. Diarrhea Perlman
3. I Drank Myself To Death, Came Back To Life From The Dead, And Then Drank Myself To Death Again
4. Your Love Is Like Jaundice
5. Bloodfart
6. My Heart Will Go On (Celine Dion cover)
7. My Human Soup (You Were Delicious)

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June 2

Episode 09 (Part 2): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 02

In episode 2 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Finland for Tony and Brazil for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Rupikonna Mestaus, which translates into Toad Decapitation and Nhat’s band name is Couro Guerra, which is Portuguese for Leather War.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Rupikonna Mestaus’ “Chaos In The Lilypond”:

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and the back cover of Rupikonna Mestaus’ album:

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Album Song List:

1. Chaos In The Lilypond
2. Poor Toad, Went And Got His Head Cut Off
3. Hypno-Toad Is Watching You
4. Cannot Live Without Dying
5. The Smell of Cortez’s Lunch
6. Keep Your Distance, Dildo Face
7. Stabbed In The Eye With A Microwaved French Fry
8. Amputee Love

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Couro Guerra’s “F*ck You, Human Face”:

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and the back cover for Couro Guerra’s album:

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Album Song List:

1. Fuck You, Human Face
2. Moo-der In The First Degree
3. Cow-er in Fear
4. I Fart, You Die
5. Sirloined At The Steak
6. Bonded By Cud
7. Bovine Intervention

Intro song of the week:

“True Colors” – M.O.D.

Outro song of the week:

“Blind Faith” – Kreator
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June 2

Episode 09 (Part 1): We’re Not Metal Enough

Tony and Nhat cover social media and if it’s fucking people up and dabble a bit in a few metal subjects, but mainly came to the conclusion that they’re not metal enough. Shout out to the Death Metal Dorkery podcast that contacted us last week as they seem to be well metal enough for all of us.

We talk about kids – what are they really good for? Just kidding.. They’re just not really our thing, but more power to you if you have one. Tony realizes that even with his new raise, he can’t afford a heroine addiction and we’re still waiting to hear from a reliable source where to get score some. We’re kidding. No, but seriously… what is Twitter good for if not for that?

Intro song of the week:

“Do Not Go Gently” – Animals As Leaders

Outro song of the week:

“Ride Out Bitch” – Vaux
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April 28

Episode 03 (Part 2): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 01

We follow up on our segment in episode two where we draw names/languages and create fictitious death metal band covers, complete with song and album titles.

Tony drew the name Papegoja Mörk, which roughly translates to Parrot Dark in Swedish (if you trust Google Translate, that is).  I made the mistake of thinking that Tony would remember that his band name was Parrot Dark, so he misremembered that it had something to do with a lizard, hence, his album cover.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Papegoja Mörk’s album “Shazbot”
 
Here is Tony’s album cover back for “Shazbot”
Album Song List:
1. Death From Below
2. Death From Above
3. Death From The Side
4. You Cannot Escape Death
5. I Wanna Kill You To Death
6. I Can Only Pray For A Painless Death
Papegoja Mörk is:
Sven – Guitar, Lead Vocals
Thor – Drums
Kasper – Bass

Nhat drew the name Geflügel Bauchspeicheldrüse, which roughly translates to Poultry Pancreas.

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Geflügel Bauchspeicheldrüse’s album, “King Of Fuck Mountain”
And here is the back cover for “King Of Fuck Mountain”
Album Song List:
1. Blood Goatee
2. Gouge Of The Butt
3. When The Goat Cries
4. Caress Of The Mace
5. Drown In Your Face
Geflügel Bauchspeicheldrüse is:
Klaus “Sad” Klaun – Bass, Lead Vocals
David “Tiger” Baum – Guitars
“Thumper” Bürger – Drums
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