We make up for all our technical difficulties from last week by going long this week. Granted, it’s full of complete garbage, but there’s plenty of it. Our motto is quantity of quality here. We try to Google on where to get DMT, but then realize we’re too lazy to put any effort into getting it, anyway. We tell terrible jokes on “tell-a-joke” day. We get into friends, family, life, love and hamburgers (Whataburger vs. In-N-Out). Nhat reviews “The Grey,” and “Skin.”

Nhat starts out talking about the upcoming Colorado Avalanche game and the state of the NHL. We talk about what it would be like if we were sole survivors of an apocalypse. Nhat describes a great interview that Joe Rogan had with David Choe. We cover KFC Clogs.

We start off complaining about, what else? The pandemic, of course. Nhat just doesn’t want it to disrupt hockey and that’s all he cares about. Nhat is annoyed how movie sound is mixed. We talk about The Sopranos. Tony describes his colonoscopy. We review Guns Akimbo, Green Book and Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker.

We talk about people choosing to believe in their own separate reality and the real meanings behind songs. We then talk about death and how vicious nature is. Tony gets into an unnecessarily long story about how much of a downer he is. We express our concern about the hooker scene during the pandemic. Tony plays Celtic Frost trivia. Nhat starts watching The Sopranos. We review “Dunkirk.”

Tony is in studio this week and Nhat instantly notices that he can handle Tony’s annoyances better remotely. We talk about our dads and the sheer lack of parenting on their part that made us the hollow shells we are today. We give healthy tips on reducing flatulence. We review “1917,” which we saw last week and Nhat reviews “Mississippi Burning” and “Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown.” Yes, seriously.