Tony starts lamenting that he’s no good at anything and Nhat isn’t in a position to disagree. We go on to lament about the country and life in general. Nhat gets weird about helicopter deaths (R.I.P., Kobe).

We start off talking about overbites and big gums which then leads to trying to figure out what the face taint area is called, which we then find out is a Cupid’s Bow dimple. Nhat tries to “Yang” a Craiglist buyer. Tony wants to go into business 3D printing vaginas.

We start off talking about how slow Tony’s brain works, how small talk is uncomfortable and possibly joining a spore club but having to pay a steep price for getting in. Tony worries that his head will be disproportionately large in comparison to his body if he loses weight. Other topics include slug sex, birds that chirp-complain, fighting squirrels, and mice choking other mice.

We complain about the holidays and how it’s just littering landfills. We try to figure out if giving up is better than trying. We have a new Mushroom News theme song.

Tony has to be responsible at work, so that naturally annoys him. Nhat delves into virtual reality and has issues with his 3D printer.