March 4

Episode 133.5 – The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately (The Complete Epic Saga)

By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.


The Cast
  • Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
  • Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
  • Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
  • Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
  • Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
  • Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
  • Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
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February 5

Episode 133: Anus Pride

It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl for half a second.


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Army Of Storms” – Kreator

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Nihilistic Overdrive” – Disarmonia Mundi
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January 22

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?”


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Laser Lobotomy” – Blotted Science

Featured song of the week:

“Saferwaters” – Chevelle

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Iceberg Dances” – Sepultura
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January 8

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

It’s National Bubble Bath Day, Winter Skin Relief, English Toffee and JoyGerm Day. We start the show talking about eating guinea pigs. Nhat recalls his hamster Darwin, who took a flying leap off of a third floor apartment and ended up completely fine. Tony laments his last bong that was broken with the cold. We talk about eating detergent pellets and who sang the song “Butterscotch People.” Tony has a Zack sighting.


Intro song of the week:

“Red Marble & Gold” – Nightmare

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Reflect The Storm” – In Flames
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January 2

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

It’s New Year’s Day. Nhat limits Tony’s Trump complaints to thirty seconds. Tony gets a stick pony for his white elephant and just leaves it. Tony’s sister thinks he’s fatter than he is. Nhat makes a drawing of Mr. Snooch. The title of this episode is a lyric from one of the Who’s Shittier candidates. Guess which one.


Who’s Shittier? Candidates:

Intro song of the week:

“Auld Lang Syne” – Girlschool

Outro Song Of The Week:

“Dig” – Painted Wives
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