It’s National Certified Nurses, Chocolate Caramel, Let’s Laugh and Poultry Day. We start off with technical issues. We talk about sloppy joes, musket suicide, being spied on by the government and baby snot. We have a movie quiz.
We’re back from a brief hiatus. It’s Absinthe, Cheese Doodle and Multiple Personality Day. Tony goes on too long about Trump again. We play every promo we’ve made, just to kill time. We also have a few news articles and “Who’s Shittier?”
By popular demand (ok, no one demanded it.. I was just bored), we’re releasing the full compilation of The Lo Fi Show’s magnum opus, Johnny Cum Lately, the story of the boy who couldn’t cum, so he was equipped with a cum button that would change his life. Follow his adventures through the near loss of his girlfriend, his sad decline and subsequent recovery, his Shaolin journey and the bitter, jizzy end.
The Cast
Johnny – Just a small-town boy… playing with a broken toy… Johnny is a teenager without the ability to cum.
Sarah – Johnny’s unfortunate first girlfriend who gets knocked out by Johnny’s new powers.
Scott – Johnny’s not-so-latently homosexual friend who’s always trying to fuck Johnny.
Dr. Ben – Johnny’s mad scientist doctor, who has a way with words.. with completely fucking them up, that is.
Sue – Johnny’s mom, who would love to have a cum button more than anyone.
James – Johnny’s dad, who would love Sue to have a cum button more than anyone.
Soupbone Chen – Johnny’s Shaolin mentor and Dr. Ben’s old friend.
Abbot Costello – Just another abbot at the Shaolin temple added to the story for his stupid name.
It’s World Nutella Day, National Shower With A Friend and Weatherperson’s Day. Tony starts his weekly Trump rant and the state of Iran and what his potential plans might be. We talk about the anus and rectum and do “Who’s Shittier?” and “Pokemon or Urban Dictionary?” We pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl for half a second.
It’s National Blonde Brownie Day. We start off talking about poop pills which naturally goes into politics. Pretty soon, everybody is against Tony, which encourages him to run for office in 2020. We discuss some changes to the show and then we have “Who’s Shittier?”
