June 7

Episode 62: Alone With A Sausage In The Rain

It’s National VCR Day, National Chocolate Ice Cream Day, and National Cancer Survivor’s Day. Nhat disrupts Tony with lamprey news. Nhat gets personal. Tony is the master of voices. Nhat holds on to his sausage til the bitter end. Tony accuses Nhat of being Texas proud. King Tut’s erection causes mysterious deaths. Baby boners might cause pregnancy complications. We talk about Ant-Man’s sex life. We discuss Game of Thrones and Orange Is The New Black.

Intro song of the week:

“Open Coffin Orgy” – Six Feet Under

Outro song of the week:

“Cry Out” – Paradise Lost
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June 3

Episode 61: Pubic Hair Tea

It’s National Running Day, National Chocolate Macaroon Day and National Repeat Day. We talk about strange 80’s Snopes lore, including Rod Stewart’s stomach pump mishap, Richard Gere’s hamster fiasco and Gene Simmons’ tongue myths. Tony challenges himself to be “nice.” Nhat doesn’t trust him. They propose paying Tony for being nice. We suspect Tony’s girlfriend of either poisoning him or peeing in his drink. Tony goes over the finer points of self-loathing.

Intro song of the week:

“Black Magic” – Slayer

Featured Album of the Week:

“Last Transmission From Sector 7” – Arc Rev One

Outro song of the week:

“Everyone Hates A Know-It-All” – Face To Face
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May 24

Episode 60: Lorne On The 4th Of July

It’s National Scavenger Hunt Day and National Escargot Day. Lorne from the Bold and Belligerent Podcast joins us in studio. We try to get him to take over the show, but Tony interferes. We learn about Tony and Nhat’s trip to Comic-Con. We descend into the deepest recesses of poop and cum. Tony turns into a body shamer at Comic-Con, so Nhat tries to fat shame him. Lorne tries to inspire Tony to work out. We talk about eating onions and stupid festivals. We learn about the Lemonade Stand sex maneuver. We learn the literal translation of Bukkake. We discuss eating poop of different animals, a poop-making machine and Rate My Poo.

Intro song of the week:

“Spellbound” – Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force

Outro song of the week:

“Die The Death” – The Devil’s Blood
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May 22

Episode 59: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?

It’s National Vanilla Pudding Day, National Buy A Musical Instrument Day, National Maritime Day and National Don’t Fry Day. It’s a rare Friday night podcast because… well, just because. Tony accuses Nhat of having a dried-out pussy. Nhat neither confirms or denies. We talk midget hookers, the subtleties of hatred, Phantom Lorne, Bars Balrick, Spongebob SquareDildo, illegal cocks, and Who’s Shittier?

Intro song of the week:

“Shadows And Dust” – Arch Enemy

Outro song of the week:

“Jersey Devil” – Low Torque
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May 17

Episode 58: Body De-Juicer

It’s National Cherry Cobbler Day, National Pack Rat Day, and National Walnut Day. Tony talks about vomiting, we give you Tony’s phone number over Mixlr. Nhat talks about going to the Colorado Wildlife Sanctuary. Nhat finally watches Man of Steel, we report on weed K-cups called House of Jane, and then Tony gets the first butthole pic from Lorne and then he gives out Lorne’s phone number. We try to shame Tony because he doesn’t want to go to his nephew’s graduation. Tony continues to get strange texts. We play promos from the Bold And Belligerent Podcast and Paint It Black Comics podcast.

Intro song of the week:

“Mortal Share” – Insomnium

Outro song of the week:

“Crystal Mountain” – Death
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