May 22

Episode 59: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?

It’s National Vanilla Pudding Day, National Buy A Musical Instrument Day, National Maritime Day and National Don’t Fry Day. It’s a rare Friday night podcast because… well, just because. Tony accuses Nhat of having a dried-out pussy. Nhat neither confirms or denies. We talk midget hookers, the subtleties of hatred, Phantom Lorne, Bars Balrick, Spongebob SquareDildo, illegal cocks, and Who’s Shittier?

Intro song of the week:

“Shadows And Dust” – Arch Enemy

Outro song of the week:

“Jersey Devil” – Low Torque
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May 17

Episode 58: Body De-Juicer

It’s National Cherry Cobbler Day, National Pack Rat Day, and National Walnut Day. Tony talks about vomiting, we give you Tony’s phone number over Mixlr. Nhat talks about going to the Colorado Wildlife Sanctuary. Nhat finally watches Man of Steel, we report on weed K-cups called House of Jane, and then Tony gets the first butthole pic from Lorne and then he gives out Lorne’s phone number. We try to shame Tony because he doesn’t want to go to his nephew’s graduation. Tony continues to get strange texts. We play promos from the Bold And Belligerent Podcast and Paint It Black Comics podcast.

Intro song of the week:

“Mortal Share” – Insomnium

Outro song of the week:

“Crystal Mountain” – Death
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May 10

Episode 57: Butthole Romance

It’s Mother’s Day, National Lipid Day, National Shrimp Day and National Train Day. We talk our deceased moms, porn, the rise of assplay in America, Spotify not making profit, Rambo vs. Captain America, personal hells, buttholes and butthole selfies.

Intro song of the week:

“Far From The Near-Field Of My Soul” – Neversun

Outro song of the week:

“Escape Velocity” – Wide Eyes
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May 3

Episode 56: A Hulk In My Stretchy Pants

It’s National Two Different Colored Shoes Day, National Chocolate Custard Day, National Raspberry Popover Day, National Lumpy Rug Day, National Paranormal Day, among others. We talk about the new Avengers: Age Of Ultron movie in the weirdest way possible. We bitch about the shitty Mayweather Pacquiao fight. The podcast gets weirdly gay (surprise). We salute our podbuddies, The Bold And Belligerent, Paint It Black Comics, The Offensive Line and Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks. There’s a lot of fart talk somehow. We have our top 5 list (Lo Fi Show) style, which is actually only 3 answers because we’re so lazy. We bag on Free Comic Book Day.

Intro song of the week:

“My True Face” – Deathember Flower

Outro song of the week:

“The Wendigo” – Low Torque
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April 26

Episode 55: Rise Of Stego-Boy

It’s National Kids And Pets Day, National Pretzel Day, and National Audubon Day, among others. We talk about school boners, fishing shows, ball-scratching and Marvel’s Dazzler. We go to orientation for Comic-Con. We get into a possible dating site for low wattage weirdos.

Intro song of the week:

“Second Awakening” – Kreator

Outro song of the week:

“Shot In The Back” – Vaux
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