May 3

Episode 56: A Hulk In My Stretchy Pants

It’s National Two Different Colored Shoes Day, National Chocolate Custard Day, National Raspberry Popover Day, National Lumpy Rug Day, National Paranormal Day, among others. We talk about the new Avengers: Age Of Ultron movie in the weirdest way possible. We bitch about the shitty Mayweather Pacquiao fight. The podcast gets weirdly gay (surprise). We salute our podbuddies, The Bold And Belligerent, Paint It Black Comics, The Offensive Line and Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks. There’s a lot of fart talk somehow. We have our top 5 list (Lo Fi Show) style, which is actually only 3 answers because we’re so lazy. We bag on Free Comic Book Day.

Intro song of the week:

“My True Face” – Deathember Flower

Outro song of the week:

“The Wendigo” – Low Torque
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April 26

Episode 55: Rise Of Stego-Boy

It’s National Kids And Pets Day, National Pretzel Day, and National Audubon Day, among others. We talk about school boners, fishing shows, ball-scratching and Marvel’s Dazzler. We go to orientation for Comic-Con. We get into a possible dating site for low wattage weirdos.

Intro song of the week:

“Second Awakening” – Kreator

Outro song of the week:

“Shot In The Back” – Vaux
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April 19

Episode 54 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 04

In episode 4 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Spanish for Tony and Polish for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Ano de Esqueleto, which translates into Skeleton Anus and Nhat’s band name is Gwaltowny Watroba, which is Polish for Violent Liver.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Ano de Esqueleto’s “Bloody Butthole”:


And here’s the back of Tony’s album:

 Ano de Esqueleto’s “Bloody Butthole” Song List:

1. Blood Will Flow
2. The Road To Success Is Paved With Fritos
3. Procrastibation
4. Sonic Plague
5. I’m Giving Up
6. Holy Shit, You’ll Buy Anything
7. I, Flobot

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Gwaltowny Watroba’s “Hepatitis Inside Us”:

And here’s the back of Nhat’s album:

Gwaltowny Watroba’s “Hepatitis Inside Us” Album Song List:

1. Liver Die
2. Diarrhea Perlman
3. I Drank Myself To Death, Came Back To Life From The Dead, And Then Drank Myself To Death Again
4. Your Love Is Like Jaundice
5. Bloodfart
6. My Heart Will Go On (Celine Dion cover)
7. My Human Soup (You Were Delicious)

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April 19

Episode 54: The Art Of Procrastibation

It’s National Amaretto Day, National Garlic Day, and National Hanging Out Day. We play the new Bold And Belligerent Podcast promo, along with our own as well. Only Lorne from the B&B podcast joins us on Mixlr today, making us paranoid that everyone hated our last episode. We talk about how many times Tony’s popped his shoulder out. We have an extraordinarily shitty batch of bands for Who’s Shittier? Nhat has accumulated years and years of bubble gum in his system over his lifetime.

Intro song of the week:

“Cimmerian Shadows” – Watchtower

Outro song of the week:

“Silent Cries” – Fates Warning
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April 12

Episode 53: The Throat Is A Sphincter, Too

It’s National Grilled Cheese Sandwich. We talk about 38 Vulgar Colonial expressions, grilled cheese, nun sex, power fist and meaty fist, the “stupid” tax, rimjobs and rimshots, and indirect cumming.

Intro song of the week:

“Better Living Through Chemistry” – Queens of the Stone Age

Outro song of the week:

“Ungod” – Morgoth
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