It’s National Day of the Deployed, National Mincemeat Pie Day, National Mule Day, and National Pumpkin Day. Tony is traumatized as a kid when he’s expecting whipped cream and gets sour cream instead… and thus his eternal distrust of  humankind begins. We argue about the meaning of brilliance. We talk about midnight movies and commercial movies. Of course this rolls into tentacle sex. Nhat reveals the “Day In Cum” theme song. Vikki has to go chase a non-existent cat and mercifully misses the last few minutes of the show.

It’s National Seafood Bisque Day. For some reason, Tony thought it was April… and the show just gets dumber from there.. We end up talking about Facebook for way too long. We go into some Halloween urban legend. Nhat compares eating poop to Mark Rothko’s art. We talk about murder capitals of the U.S. We have Day In Cum News.