We start talking about one hit wonders from the eighties. Tony has a giant collapsed tree branch he has to clear and Nhat seems to think he can just Paul Bunyan it to take care of it. We play a break song from our friend Dave’s project Slip In The Slide Out. We play a “Name That Satan” game. Tony reads a boring article about thinking chickens.

We start off while a crazy hailstorm is going on and Tony talks about when he almost died when he crashed his truck during a winter storm. Nhat asks Tony how he would have prevented his parents from having him if he had the opportunity to travel back in time. We look up the what happened to Octomom. Tony wonders if children get progressively dumber the more kids you have. We have an article on weird medical practices and a woman sets the record for loudest burp.

Tony is wondering what his dog is saying to him and Nhat had no idea about the correlation with cats and cucumbers. Tony reminisces about the band LMFAO and his Tony Robbins tapes, which clearly did nothing for him. We play Six Degrees of Billy Joel and then play his old band Atilla, which is thoroughly confusing. In Day In Cum news, a woman wants to divorce her husband because his sperm isn’t viscous enough. Nhat reviews “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3” and Tony reviews “The Song of Names.” Tony reaches out to a childhood friend with unexpected results.

Nhat’s Spotify account gets hacked and the worst part is that they listen to shitty music and messed up his algorithm. Tony is thinking of moving to a new house and contemplates having to shovel snow in his blue-hair years. We ruminate about the return of the cassette tape and how odd it is. We discuss the crumpling and implosion of the Titan submersible. We have “What The Fuck News” with Menstrual Masking and Jizz Jewelry.