Tony comes across an ad about renting sex dolls in the Denver Westword. We ruminate about the hygiene issues. Nhat lays out weird conditions for if Tony ever inherited his stuff after he dies. We have lamprey news and a scientific study on the attractiveness of the scrotum. We talk about Celtic Frost’s last tour, along with Metallica and Ozzy’s last tours.

Nhat loses his beloved cat, Luna. That’s pretty much it.

We start out talking about the L.A. fires and why we have so many power lines held up by wooden posts. We ask each other how we’d like to see the world end if we were dying. Tony feels ripped off because he saved up way too many rewards points to only get a wood chipper out of it. We play a Farrelly Brothers themed Music and Movies and the usual fare.

Tony starts off complaining about his work, which prompts Nhat to figure out that he actually cares about his work, despite popular belief. We discuss why we can’t have nice things like a bullet train in this country. We go over some of the supposed “worst guitar solos in rock.” We go over 10 Shockingly Terrifying Holiday Traditions From Around The World.

We start off talking about the destruction of the earth, either by the sun exploding or the sun burning out somehow and try to figure out if it’s possible to re-ignite the sun. We then wonder if we can the power of fart to cook food. We ruminate on what we would do if we could travel in time and Tony wants to stop his parents from having him. Nhat suggests he just strangles his baby self.

Our friend Emma joins in on the show and we all talk about our go-to sad songs. We play Music And Movies and Who’s Shittier?