June 9

Episode 10: Happy Upsy Daisy Best Friends Day

It’s June 8, 2014 and it’s also National Best Friend Day and National Upsy Daisy Day. Nhat is flattered that Tony is spending Best Friend’s Day with him and Tony wants to throw up in his mouth. We both lament that we wish we had known earlier that we were supposed to be more positive for National Upsy Daisy Day. We play some terrible music to try and determine which one of them was the top of the shit heap. The band Harlequin wins by a long shot with their turd, Heaven (Dial 999).  Listen to it HERE, if you dare. Nhat gives up on relationships in general because he has better things to do. Corporate creeps are brought up, Tony’s working (and defending the lives of artists) at the Denver Comic Con, and we talk about weird murder-y people in general.

We started our podcast with Death Angel’s “Ultra-Violence,” so we figured it was fitting to have another Death Angel song on our 10th podcast.. one that we both agree “fucking rocks”… “Discontinued,” from their best album, Act III.

Intro song of the week:

“Bleed” – Meshuggah

Outro song of the week:

“Discontinued” – Death Angel
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June 2

Episode 09 (Part 2): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 02

In episode 2 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Finland for Tony and Brazil for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Rupikonna Mestaus, which translates into Toad Decapitation and Nhat’s band name is Couro Guerra, which is Portuguese for Leather War.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Rupikonna Mestaus’ “Chaos In The Lilypond”:

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and the back cover of Rupikonna Mestaus’ album:

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Album Song List:

1. Chaos In The Lilypond
2. Poor Toad, Went And Got His Head Cut Off
3. Hypno-Toad Is Watching You
4. Cannot Live Without Dying
5. The Smell of Cortez’s Lunch
6. Keep Your Distance, Dildo Face
7. Stabbed In The Eye With A Microwaved French Fry
8. Amputee Love

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Couro Guerra’s “F*ck You, Human Face”:

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and the back cover for Couro Guerra’s album:

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Album Song List:

1. Fuck You, Human Face
2. Moo-der In The First Degree
3. Cow-er in Fear
4. I Fart, You Die
5. Sirloined At The Steak
6. Bonded By Cud
7. Bovine Intervention

Intro song of the week:

“True Colors” – M.O.D.

Outro song of the week:

“Blind Faith” – Kreator
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June 2

Episode 09 (Part 1): We’re Not Metal Enough

Tony and Nhat cover social media and if it’s fucking people up and dabble a bit in a few metal subjects, but mainly came to the conclusion that they’re not metal enough. Shout out to the Death Metal Dorkery podcast that contacted us last week as they seem to be well metal enough for all of us.

We talk about kids – what are they really good for? Just kidding.. They’re just not really our thing, but more power to you if you have one. Tony realizes that even with his new raise, he can’t afford a heroine addiction and we’re still waiting to hear from a reliable source where to get score some. We’re kidding. No, but seriously… what is Twitter good for if not for that?

Intro song of the week:

“Do Not Go Gently” – Animals As Leaders

Outro song of the week:

“Ride Out Bitch” – Vaux
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May 26

Episode 08: Sobriety Sucks

Tony came over sick as a dog, so he decided to do this podcast completely sober, which prompted Nhat to follow suit as well. This is our first sober podcast and it was a bit different, but I think we were actually a little more productive, to be honest. So needless to say, we hated it. Kidding. It didn’t turn out too bad. It’s Tony’s birthday weekend and it wouldn’t be his birthday if something shitty wasn’t going on, so obviously, he had to get sick. We talked about the best gifts we’ve gotten as kids and Tony brought up Shogun Warriors. Nhat’s was Krusher and his Super NES. We see some of the old-time commercials on Youtube, which makes Tony feel older and even shittier than he already does, if that was possible. We review X-men: Days of Future Past and re-review all of the movies we’ve seen this summer up til now, bashing Spider-Man 2 to the bottom once again.

Tony complains about work some more (get used to this) and Nhat brings up his work and then goes on a tangent about changing the entire school system as we know it. We end with doing a new episode of our segment Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers, where Tony selects a Finnish band called Rupikonna Mestaus, which translates into Toad Decapitation. Nhat selects a Brazilian death metal band called Couro Guerra, which means Leather War. Tune into the next episode where we will reveal our terrible covers, complete with song names and band members.

For your viewing pleasure, here are the toy commercials we were watching:

Intro song of the week:
“The Heart Beneath” – Celtic Frost
Outro song of the week:
“Terminal Liberation” – Mors Principium Est
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May 19

Episode 07: Tangentron 5000

We have no earthly idea what this particular podcast is about.  We vaguely remember reviewing Godzilla, talking about politics (as if we had anything even remotely intelligent to add to this conversation), wondering how useful the tiny pocket in jeans are, how some people are perpetually locked in their middle or high school heydays, trying to figure out if goiters grow, the longest word in the Oxford-English dictionary, if anyone has actually ever said “woo-hoo!” at a party and just a host of other useless observations.
“Where Dragons Dwell” – Gojira

Outro song of the week:

“Green Machine” – Kyuss
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