August 18

Episode 303: Bed Spotlights And Poop Waterfalls

Tony remembers a story about a guy being swallowed by a sinkhole and we discuss how quickly we’d give up if that happened to us. Nhat would want Tony to do one last show if he was on death’s door, just to say goodbye. Tony visits Austin and finds a couple of weird features in his hotel room. Tony’s hair cup makes a return. Nhat creates A.I. song lyrics. We play “Inappropriate Mashups.” Nhat wants to invent an aquarium Roomba.


Intro Song of the Week:

“Midlife Crisis” – Faith No More

Featured Song of the Week:

“I Was Made For Loving You” – YUNGBLUD

Outro Song of the Week:

“I Am Above” – In Flames
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July 21

Episode 302: The Best Little Hoardhouse In Texas

Tony starts out talking about getting rid of his t-shirts with obscure references and the conversation goes into getting rid of things in general as Tony and Z host another garage sale. Nhat asks Tony what his most precious possessions are. Nhat somehow gets functioning things for free when trying to return them. Nhat discusses what happened with the last show that went missing. We talk about the Halloween show that was also ruined. Nhat has a weird idea for popsicle sticks. We play “Pokémon or Urban Dictionary.”


Intro Song of the Week:

“Off To War” – Behemoth

Featured Song of the Week:

“Phantoms” – Millennia

Outry Song of the Week:

“The Cave We Fear To Enter” – As I Lay Dying
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June 16

Episode 301: Investing In Boners

Tony and Z mull over going to France for a wedding. We talk about the unhoused and what their thought processes would be. Tony gives a homeless woman ten dollars and we ruminate on what their thought processes would be. Tony and his co-workers have a get-together for a Juneteenth celebration. Tony mentions what his stock portfolio consists of.

Links
WTF News:
Blood-Red Crickets Invasion Wreaks Havoc On Nevada Roads And Residents
Testicle News:
16-Year-Old Loses Left Testicle Into Body While Picking Up Golf Ball


Intro Song of the Week:

“Mouth of Kala” – Gojira

Featured Song of the Week:

“How Long’s It Been?” – Reno Divorce

Outro Song of the Week:

“Rainbows” – While She Sleeps
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June 2

Episode 300: Rotisserie Thiccen

Tony is craving donuts and a Frito pie and details his visit to the first Buc-ee’s in Colorado, which made his partner ill. Nhat remembers dropping a block of blood into his dad’s soup in Vietnam. We discuss Ozempic and general disappointment with rotisserie chickens. We play Pokémon or Urban Dictionary?

Links
Day In Cum:
Tiny Plastic Shards Found In Human Testicles, Study Says

WTF News:
Sausage Vending Machines Booming In Germany

Science News:
Have You Ever Had A ‘Ghost Poop’? Doctors Explain The Surprisingly Common Phenomenon


Intro Song of the Week:

“My Only Home” – As I Lay Dying

Outro Song of the Week:

“Burden” – As I Lay Dying
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May 12

Episode 299: To My Family, I Bequeath.. This Dumb Ass Podcast

Nhat is wondering why people seem to get weird at gas stations. Nhat attends a Cinco De Mayo festival and gets a burger. Tony laments that he’s leaving nothing to the world but this stupid podcast. Tony’s Facebook gets hacked. We briefly talk sports and Nhat’s had it with his NHL team.

Links

Day In Cum:
How To Measure The Speed Of Honeybee Sperm

Disney Doesn’t Want Star Wars Fans To Enjoy Jizz Anymore

YouTube:
Squirrel Launches Itself Inside Home During Pizza Delivery


Intro Song of the Week:

“Gehenna” – Truckfighters

Featured Song of the Week:

“Chelsea Hotel No. 2” – Rufus Wainwright (Leonard Cohen cover)

Outro Song of the Week:

“Jaded” – Spiritbox
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