It’s National Prairie Day, National SAFE Day, National Cheese Day, National Cognac Day, National Old Maid’s Day and National Trails Day. We start off the show talking about fingering and fisting somewhere in the world during the time that we’re podcasting. We fuck up Mixlr and the intro in the beginning, talk about being raped by happiness, Tony remembers popcorn fondly and that was the last time he was happy, we periscope “WTF Is In My Jello?” where Tony almost throws up vegemite. We talk about “The Nice Guys” and the “X-Men” briefly.