It’s National Toasted Marshmallows Day. We go into some pointless dribble for the first few minutes. Tony goes to D.R.I. and gives a blind kid update. We talk public speaking and work crap. Weird sex toys feature My Little Pony sex doll. We go into the article by Seymore Butts about fallacies regarding the porn industry.
It’s National Waffle Day. Tony talks about the Foo Fighters and supertacos. He then goes into a big surprise from one of his family friends. Tony talks about punching the disabled. It all goes downhill from there.
It’s National Tell A Joke Day, National Roller Coaster Day, National Airborne Day, and National Rum Day. We talk about losing pets and Nhat gets to be the boss for a day. We talk about how hard/easy it would be to fire someone and the differences in our approach. We do the Guess That Chip Challenge 2.0. We introduce a new promo. Nhat finds some creepy sex toys. Tony goes into The Police show a bit more in detail. We consider
doing a different drug for every show.
It’s National Book Lover’s Day, National Rice Pudding Day and National Veep Day. The show starts off rocky when Windows updates have to blame for the show being 2 hours late, and then Mixlr doesn’t work right. We get into Tony’s nephew needing to get laid and the possibility of Tony giving him a handjob when Mixlr listeners Lorne and Emma offer to do it for the low price of fast food. Nhat comes up with a potential book or movie called Johnny Cum Lately. You can probably guess what it might be about. We do “Who’s Shittier?” and talk about the difference between a high five and a low five. We talk about going good deeds in vain. Tony gets annoyed at someone that happened to facing his direction in another fast food booth. We get serious with the whole James Holmes trial and the death penalty. Nhat goes dark. We make fun of our past episodes.
It’s National Coloring Book Day, National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, National Sisters Day, National Friendship Day, National Kids Day and National Family Day. We talk about “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and the process of making the Best/Worst of show. We get into the 69th show. We talk about the Denver Underground Music festival and seeing The Gamits and Native Daughters. Nhat talks about a Tinder date and Annaleis from the Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks podcast can’t believe Nhat got a date. Tony has a mishap on the way to Motley Crue. He has a friend with a claim to fame that his crutch was in a Motley Crue video. Tony helps a weirdo park his car at Wal-Mart who might be the worst driver on earth. We go into Cecil the Lion and Jared from Subway. Nhat starts beef with cows (pun intended). Nhat tries to weasel out of driving Tony home while stoned.
Intro song of the week:
“System Decay” – Kreator
Outro song of the week:
“Trial By Fire (Blackened Soles)” – Lawrence Petross
