August 24

Episode 21: Psychedelic Balls

It’s National Peach Pie Day and National Waffle Day. We discuss a recent Twitter follower who may have been offended by our podcast after just one episode. Nhat softens his stance on DC Comics. We talk about cats, dogs, psychedelics and Gauntlet TV, where you can view metal videos from your Roku. Nhat gives an update on the psychopath that set his complex on fire.

Intro song of the week:

“CH 375 268 277 ARS” – The Dillinger Escape Plan

 Outro song of the week:

“Relentless Reckless Forever” – Children of Bodom
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August 17

Episode 20: The Cantaloupe That Broke The Camel’s Straw

It’s National Thrift Store Day and National Vanilla Custard Day. We wonder what Snausages taste like and what they’re made out of. Tony got a free ticket to see Chimaira and Allegaeon. Tony meets an annoying 36-year-old that refuses to change. Tony reveals his gangsta name, “Tony 3 Meats.” You’ll have to tune in to find out why. We lament about the passing of Robin Williams and Nhat can relate to that kind of loss, unfortunately.

Apparently, Nhat couldn’t yo-yo to save his life and Tony is appalled at how useless he is. Nhat has one week to learn how to yo-yo and learn to play the harmonica.

Intro song of the week:

“Postmortem” – Slayer

 Outro song of the week:

“Eyes Of A Criminal” – Chimaira
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August 10

Episode 19 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 03

In episode 3 of our Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers segment, we roll the die to get Poland for Tony and Japan for Nhat. Tony’s band name is Zabójca Sperma, which translates into Killer Sperm and Nhat’s band name is Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori, which is Japanese for Snail Slaughter.

Here is Tony’s album cover for Zabójca Sperma’s “A Shot To The Face”:

Zabojca Sperma - A Shot To The Face

 

Album Song List:

1. White Explosion
2. Sticky Icky Icky
3. Blinded By The Goo
4. No Time For Love, Dr. Jones
5. What Hath The Gods Brought
6. Break The Seal Of Love
7. Ball Drainer

Here is Nhat’s album cover for Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori’s “Time For Slime”:

Katatsumuri Shokuniku Shori - Time For Slime

Album Song List:

1. Sluggish Death
2. Shell Of A Man
3. Bad Case Of Gastropod
4. Escargot To Hell
5. Slime To Kill
6. I’ll Stab You ‘Til You Love Me

Intro song:

“Exit Strategy Of A Wrecking Ball” – Diablo Swing Orchestra
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August 10

Episode 19: Random Cosmic Shit

It’s National Lazy Day and National S’mores Day.  Nhat quits Facebook and gets higher than he’s ever gotten in his life and swears off drugs… but we’ll see how long that lasts. Nhat’s compiled a “best of” compilation of sound clips from The Lo Fi Show strictly out of boredom and plays them.  We discuss the fact that we should probably be dead with all the dumb stuff we’ve done and trying to get out of social media.

They talk about trying to start depresseddating.com and Tony’s family going to see Lady Gaga and Baby Metal. We talk about life and the cosmos, the future, and the primordial soup.  Nhat thinks that Michael Bay and Tyler Perry should join forces to make the shittiest movie on earth, “Madea Goes To Space.”

Intro song of the week:

“Witchkrieg” – Witchery

 Outro song of the week:

“Infinite Eyes” – Darkest Hour
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August 3

Episode 18: Let’s Go Eboling

It’s National Best Friends Day, National Family Day, National Watermelon Day and a number of other silly days. Nhat and Tony start off talking about how time is perceived differently as you grow older. Nhat mentions how Blackbeard was killed and the legend surrounding his corpse. From there, we go into some morbid subjects. We celebrate National Family Day by mentioning alleged killers in our family. Tony sings a song for National Friendship Day. We make fun of strange death metal band names.

We briefly review Guardians of the Galaxy, which, we confirmed that using the words “Stars Wars” when talking about this movie wasn’t entirely too far-fetched in our humble opinion. Our bet was finally settled… back a few episodes ago, Tony didn’t think anyone was actually listening, so he bet Nhat lunch that we wouldn’t get anyone tweeting us to confirm that they were listeners by episode 20.

Sure enough, Annaleis (@wiretechgirl) from the Dark Angels And Pretty Freaks podcast tweeted that she was listening to our podcast while making dinner right when Tony and I were waiting to watch Guardians this past Wednesday evening. So Nhat won the bet and Tony takes him to Smashburger (it could’ve been a lot worse). We talk about movies that should’ve never had sequels. We wondered if getting Vin Diesel was really necessary for the voice of Groot. We take a light-hearted look at ebola.

We have another segment of “Who’s Shittier?” with another round of crap bands.

Intro song of the week:

“Gravimetric Time Dilation” – Allegaeon

 Outro song of the week:

“Selkies: The Endless Obsession” – Between The Buried And Me
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